You're An Asshole (But I Love You)
But I hate you, I really hate you
So much I think it must be true love
Kurtbastian AU: Kurt is a bartender at a small New York City bar, and works as a freelance fashion designer from his home when he’s not serving drinks. A new regular, however, has turned his entire perspective on himself and his expectations upside down.
(title & lyrics from P!nk’s True Love)
“Hey, babe.”
Kurt doesn’t even have to turn around to see who it is; all he does is continue drying the glass in his hands with renewed vigor, imagining that he’s scrubbing that obnoxious smirk off of a too-familiar face. A face that he’s now seen twisted beautifully in release, a face that he really, really shouldn’t be looking forward to seeing again.
“The silent treatment,” the voice says again, and Kurt can hear the amusement in it. “Alright, I’ll play. But you weren’t exactly quiet on Saturday—”
“Are you going to order something or do I have to deal with you all night again?” Kurt asks, refusing to turn around. He’d feel bad for the now extra-dry glass, but at least it’s a distraction. He’s not sure what he’d do if his hands were free. Probably slap the guy’s smug rodent face into oblivion.
Or just take hold of it and pull him in for a searing kiss that leaves them both breathless and wanting. Who knows?
This was just going to be short, cuddly puckurt and then emotions got in the way.
Kurt had no idea when it became his job to greet every visitor, but he found himself getting off the couch when there was a knock on the apartment’s door, waving Rachel down. He heard her call out to him from the kitchen, her voice betraying her irritation.
“We are not taking in any more flatmates. I don’t care what the story is, Kurt, just say no.”
He scoffed; her pride was still injured from today’s breakfast run-in with a very blunt Santana Lopez. He doubted that Santana would have taken no for an answer from either of them, but he didn’t push the topic. Instead he slid the door open, expecting something mundane like a neighbor requesting that Rachel and Brody be more quiet. I can dream.
KBF Fic: Just Like Before, Only Better
Title: Just Like Before, Only Better
Word Count: 750
Rating: PG
Summary: Day Seven of the Kurtbastian First’s Meme: First DanceA/N: I’ve had this written for a while, but I decided to save it for the meme OuO (Also, I can’t spell, so sorry for any mistakes.)
Music swirled from wall to wall – a soft piano melody – flowing from the living room and into the rest of the house. The cupboards and tables were shining and dusted, standing tall and dark against the lightly painted walls. Kurt, dressed simple, in a style he wore during weekends and lazy days, sat on the couch. A book sat in his lap, open but unread, his eyes skimming the page but never taking in the words. His boyfriend of five years, Sebastian, wasn’t in the room with him. Instead, the man sat on their bed, his bare foot tapping along to the sound, eyes closed.
kingklaus replied to your post: Kurt
most hated pairing: kum SERIOUSLY JENNA WHAT THE FUCK
spiderkurt replied to your post: Kurt
My most hated pairing: Kum i cant b friends with u anymore
hummelsadam replied to your post: Kurt
You hate……kum……….
I donT LIKE SAM OKAY IM SORRY. I tried to ship it because you bitches never shut up about it, but it didn’t work.
Kurt felt the kiss all the way down to his toes that were still snug in the dress shoes he hadn't managed to slip off yet. Sebastian had him backed against the door, slotting his body to match every inch of Kurt's so he could feel him everywhere. Kurt was still giddy (and admittedly a little tipsy) from the wedding-that-missed, but he hadn't been expecting to be bombarded by Sebastian as soon as he stepped through the door. He couldn't breathe, couldn't think, could only feel Sebastian.
Klaus!
OH LAWD HERE WE GO
- Why I like them : KLAUS IS MY MISUNDERSTOOD HYBRID KILLING MACHINE. he had such a hard childhood and went through his entire life feeling a lone aside from occasionally having rebekah and elijah with him. and then stefan but people leave him and he has to force people into tolerating them and he get betrayed when he trusts people and i just wanna hold him close and love him ;__;
- Why I don’t : lol his asshole, serial killer qualities are my fave lets be real
- Favorite episode : all of them, especially the first few episodes
- Favorite season: s3
- Favorite line : “Truth be told, I’m as evil as it gets.”
- Favorite outfit : his birthday suit
- OTP : klaroline surprise
- Brotp : klefan, klamon
- Head Canon : klaus was a king/angel/devil in his past life
- Unpopular opinion : he is the superior vampire on the show, although is that really an unpopular opinion?
- A wish : more shirtless/sex scenes pls
- An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen : klaus leaving caroline behind when he goes to new orleans ;_;
- 5 words to best describe them : i need more than five
- My nickname for them : king klaus, angel bb, klausy, etc
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hello hi welcome angel you seem great i’m clara *u*
kurtsies replied to your post: the things i heard about you that made up my “first impression” of you, oh darling, the things i heard.
is it hard to imagine really do you know the people i was friends with yes you do
hummelsadam replied:
Now share with the class
i agree yes ems share with the class
FINN HUDSON
- My OTP for them- uMMMM finchel
- Another person I ship them with- KURT ((will))
- One person I will never ship them with- (((blaine i’ m sorry))
- Favourite solo- JESSIE’S GIRL
- Favourite song with one or more other Glee club member- THE SCIENTIST I HONETLY CAN’T TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I’VE CRIED MYSELF TO SLEEP OVER ‘YOU DON’T KNOW HOW LOVELY YOU ARE’
- Favourite episode featuring them- fuck um idk he’s been such a sweetie this seaso n but i’m going to go with theatricality bc it’s the first one that came to mind
- A future storyline I would like to see featuring them- I JUST WANT MY BABY TO BE HAPPY AND THE MORE OF THIS SEASON I SEE THE MORE I WANT HIM TO BE A TEACHER LIKE A KINDERGARDEN/FIRTS GRADE TEACHER
