HUMANSTUCK HIGH SCHOOL HEADCANONS

• Rose "Suspended for doing report on the zoologically dubious with graphic pictures" Lalonde
• Jade "Almost expelled from school for pistol-whipping a kid" Harley
• John "Filled the shower heads with flour and garlic salt in the locker rooms" Egbert
• Dave "Ironically the popular school quarterback" Strider
• Karkat "Irritable son of a preacher that can't shut up" Vantas
• Aradia "Got left behind in India over the summer when she was 9" Megido
• Tavros "Breaks one of his legs every month" Nitram
• Sollux "The Best Buy employee from hell" Captor
• Nepeta "Roleplays disturbingly dark things online" Leijon
• Kanaya "Has probably seen every vampire film ever" Maryam
• Terezi "Introduces herself as 'future attorney' and strong believer in the death penalty" Pyrope
• Vriska "Started an underground gambling ring when she was 7" Serket
• Equius "Makes automatons for the local amusement park" Zahhak
• Gamzee "Painted a giant goat on the side of his van for whatever reason" Makara
• Eridan "Founder of an unsuccessful yacht club" Ampora
• Feferi "Has a collapsable trident in her backpack" Peixes