So Fucking Done
I text my mom when I get out of class, wanting to talk to her about my Spanish test. I ask her how she is, how work is going… She responds that she’s spending the day with my father.
This is a little weird because A, my father works, and B, why is she saying father and not dad
Not a minute later, I get this
I am 500% done with this woman today
How To: Lipstick Shorts
I hate plain white pants.
So I got these white shorts. They were cute, just one problem: They’re white.Not my style.
Good thing I knew exactly how to spice them up. It was really easy, and it took me less than an hour to finish.
Here’s what you need:
1 pair of pants
1 clean rag or towel
Napkins or tissues
At least 3 different shades of lipstick
1. Apply lipstick onto lips.
2. Kiss your pants 2-3 times.
3. Wipe lips with tissues to remove excess lipstick.
4. Repeat steps 1-3 until pants are covered in lip marks.
5. Rub in lip stains with a towel and throw in washing machine.
Rubbing the lipstick in is important! Firstly, it fuzzes out the edges a little, giving it a softer effect. Secondly, it removes the excess lipstick that would get on cushions and such.
BAM. DONE.
The first lip mark is darkest, and then the ones following are lighter, it gives the pants some depth. My lipsticks were really pale after the first kiss, so I re-applied more often. It depends on what lipsticks you have.
The resulting pants are really cute and playful, perfect for summer!
