“I love working with women. I love women and I love men, and I just love everybody. Don't think I'm not constantly fucking pissed that I'm feeling a little funny about something and I realize oh, it's 'cause there's absolutely zero ladies representing right now. We should be here! Just anywhere, anywhere. Civil War monuments! On a comedy show! [...] How come they never have a comedy where a guy and a lady are friends, and they're fucking hilarious, and they just hang out, and they don't fuck each other, but they're funny, and they're both just as funny as each other, you know? Because you know, we do that, we work together all the time, and we're funny. We're hilarious! We make each other want to pee our pants! And we don't want to fuck each other.”
—Neko Case
“My point is, she had matchstick arms and they looked like the last page of Elie Wiesel's 'Night.'”
—I just finished listening to How Were Your Oscars? and I would like to thank Julie Klausner for trying to take the focus off of Angelina’s rogue leg and onto her freakishly boney arms, because they were HORRIFYING.
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Julie KlausnerJulie Klausner reviews Brian McKnight’s song “Let Me Show You How Your Pussy Works (If You’re Ready to Learn)” [x]
How Was Your Week with Julie Klausner
howwasyourweek.libsyn.comWith Mink Stole, and SNL Producer(!) John Mulaney
(sidenote: is this gif not the most useful gif of all time? Seriously. 4 for you John Coco. You go John Coco)
“Chris Christie is the fattest person I’ve ever seen who is not Terry Jones in that Monty Python movie asking for the wafer thin mint. He is enormous. He is shockingly large. He is wiiiiiide. So it’s funny. It’s funny to point out that he’s hungry and he ate the podium. That’s all. ”
—Just listened to my first Julie Klausner podcast (How Was Your Week: Sandra Bernhard and Jeffery Self) and I still can’t stop laughing at this.Tim talks Brand X on How Was Your Week
Tim was on Julie Klausner’s podcast How Was Your Week promoting the Comedy. Aside from talking about the film, he spent a lot of the time discussing the horrific train wreck that was his visit to Brand X- including the fact that someone had shown Russel Brand his tweets about going to the show so he knew that Tim was there during the taping. It’s definitely worth a listen and quite cringey. Tim’s segment starts about 33 minutes into the show if you want to skip to it.
