I DON’T EVEN WATCH DOCTOR WHO BUT THERE ARE SO MANY POSTS ON MY DASH THAT I’M FEELING ALL THE FEELS THAT AREN’T MINE

STOP

NO

I DON’T EVEN KNOW THESE CHARACTERS, WHY AM I WONDERING IF THE DOCTOR IS GONNA BE ALONE NOW

WHO ARE THE PONDS

WHY AM I SAD THAT THEY’RE GONE

TUMBLR WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BRAIN

my chest hurts

my head hurts

my heart hurts

everything hurts

and at the same time

absolutely nothing hurts

Today, I had a very in depth conversation with one of my fellow friends Chuck and I have come to the conclusion that I want to buy a yellow submarine. 

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in other tumblr news

bugbrennan is basically proving my theory that anyone who calls women “females” on a consistent basis is an insufferable neckbeard douchebag.

Y’all should probably block her and report her to tumblr at your leisure for, you know, outing and harassing women. IDEGAF what your politics are, what wave of feminism you associate yourself with, using a woman’s medical/personal history against her is a fucking shitty, violent thing to do and it shouldn’t be tolerated.

My Mom was telling me about how for her 18th birthday her friends got her a male stripper. He came to her house and it was her god damn teacher….. OH MY FUCKIN GOD

So sunburned.

Remind me not to fall asleep while tanning.

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i just threw my computer onto my bed and it landed on a capri sun that i thought was empty and it sprayed everywhere why is my life so hard 

How the fuck did I end up at 79 lbs when I ate so much chicken and rice last night?! I actually said “i’m done not eating.” So i’ve been eating more lately, and I just keep losing weight. And my doctor is going to kill me on Saturday. She’s not going to believe i’m eating because I was 82 lbs last week already. What. The. Fuck. 

So, I don’t wanna get ahead of myself but I think I just got sorta hired at a comic book store.

I always go there, and I kept dropping hints that I worked at a comic book store before I moved. “Oh take your time, I know how Diamond can be”.

So today I was paying and fumbling in my head over how I was going to ask if they were hiring, when the owner is like “what are you up to lately” and I thought he was making small talk so I was like “just keeping busy. Uhh, I’m gonna kick myself if I don’t ask, but you wouldn’t happen to be…. hiring?” and his response was “I was just going to ask if you were looking for work!”

So uh gotta update the resume, but eeeee!

when I first started watching sherlock I knew about all the jam jokes, so I waited for them. 

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 I was disappointed to find there was no mention of jam at all within the whole series.

science teacher: nocternal means they sleep in the day. like owls, bats,

me: tumblr users

science teacher:

me:

science teacher: what?

me: what?

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