Going to a housewarming party.

And this is our gift:

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Nothing screams “welcome to your new home!” quite like a statue of a golden thumbs-up mounted to a chalkboard base.

Super glad we decided on gold spray paint. :D

I plan on having a party soon.

None of you know the levels of my regalia.

But I promise you, it’s a night you’ll never forget.

Fic: Housewarming

So I picked up this prompt from princessblainers yesterday, and I just had to run with it.  

“I need a fic where it’s Kurt and Blaine’s first weekend in their new house, and to celebrate they decide to fuck on every available surface.

Bonus points for House Warming party and Kurt pulls Blaine away to fuck in the bathroom while their guests are still there.”

So, here you go.

3140 words.  Very, very definitely NC-17.

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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

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