Karkat Entry 5

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ENTRY 5.

I ALMOST FEEL LIKE APOLOGIZING. THERE WERE A LOT OF ASKS THAT I LIKED THAT I HAD TO SKIP BECAUSE MY THINK-PAN-MOLASSES SOMETIMES FREEZES OVER AND DOESN’T LET MY SLOW-AS-IS THOUGHT PROCESS  COOK THEM THOUROUGHLY. KEEP TRYING, GUYS. YOU CAN DO IT, YOU CAN GET NOTICED BY ME. I BELIEVE IN YOU.

WOW, I’M FUCKING TERRIBLE AT BEING MOTIVATING. I’M NOT TRYING THAT AGAIN.

WHAT’S THAT? YES, YOU HEARD RIGHT.

THE NEXT ENTRY IS THEMED WITH “ROMANTIC ADVICE”.

THE ASK BOX IS OPEN, NOW ACCEPTING YOUR TROUBLED ROMANTIC BULLSHIT.