Cats: a musicalstuck production

so I’m re-reading Marchingstuck for about the thousandth time and then I notice Cats is on

and then I am just falling over myself laughing at Nepeta’s FAVORITE MUSICAL and she begged everyone to PLEASE PLEASE BE IN IT WITH HER and Equius STRONGarms a few people and gradually it becomes a THING THAT IS HAPPENING

Karkat is Munkustrap, OBVS, and Equius assumes the part of Deuteronomy with his STRONG voice and he sweats everywhere under the costume

especially since Aradia plays Grizabella and why is he having such scandalous thoughts

she is dressed up to look old

oh good heavens so is he they are the two old cats what sort of sign is this

meanwhile Terezi and Vriska are Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer—re-written to both be girls

Gamzee gets to be Macavity because he wanted LiGhT-Up rAiNbOw EyEs mAn

Dave is the Rum Tum Tigger and has pretty much the best musical number ever

John is Mr. Mistoffolees, and he looks beautiful in his shiny sparkly suit

Rose is Victoria, Jade is Jemima, Eridan is Growltiger, Feferi is Griddelbone, Nepeta is the Jennyanydots, Kanaya is… well obviously she is on stage make-up and outfits, but maybe she is also a background dancer??? Or maybe Demeter or Bombalurina. BUT VRISKA SEEMS SO… BOMBALURINA-ISH MAYBE SHE SHOULD BE THAT???

oh and Tavros could be Asparagus, Sollux thinks thii2 ii2 all hor2e2hiit and gets put on light and tech

oh my god this is going to become a Thing now. SOMEBODY STOP ME.