The Kingdom Hearts fandom resurges, practically overtaking Animal Crossing and Pokemon in the middle of their revivals. “Our power is as old as time” they state “what is now yours was once, and always will be, ours.”

Then comes a rumble. From the distance they begin to hear a slow shrieking. It starts low, then rises, drowning out any other noise. A cloud of grey blocks out the sun.

The Homestucks have woken.

All is lost.