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oh my fuckin god i just realized this thing about the kids’ lands

so john is all chipper and bright, but he has a land of darkness

rose is all pensive and dark, but she has a land of light

jade thinks of herself as warm and friendly and has a land of snow

dave thinks hes cool and has a land filled with lava HOW DID I NOT GET THIS BEFORE

SUDDENLY REALIZES THAT DIRK GREW UP ALL ALONE

AND IN HIS LAND THERE ARE BUILDINGS EVERYWHERE

WHILE DAVE GREW UP IN THE MIDDLE OF A CITY

AND IN HIS LAND, HIS APARTMENT IS THE ONLY BUILDING AROUND

holy shit

YOU GUYS I JUST REALIZED

DAVE AND KARKAT ARE BOTH KNIGHTS

TEREZI HAS THAT DRAGON THEME

THEY BOTH HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS WITH HER

THEY’RE KNIGHTS FIGHTING A DRAGON

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS I AM ABOUT TO BLOW YOUR MIND

SO YOU KNOW THIS LOVELY BITCH RIGHT HERE

HER NAME IS KANAYA MARYAM

AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THIS GIRL?

SHE IS ATTRACTED TO LIGHT PLAYERS.

EXAMPLE:

SHE HAS HAD CANON FEELINGS FOR BOTH OF THESE GIRLS.

LIGHT PLAYERS.

LIGHT.

YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?

YOU KNOW HOW TROLLS SOMETIMES TAKE AFTER THE HABIT OF THEIR LUSII?

HER LUSUS WAS A FUCKING *MOTH*.

EY MOTHERGLUBBERS.

ROSE IS RIGHT.

THERE IS HOPE IN THE NEW SESSION.

JAKE’S ISLAND SUPPOSEDLY HAS ALL THE LUSII ON IT.

INCLUDING FUCKING MOTHERGRUBS.

WHICH MEANS THEY HAVE MATRIORBS.

WHICH MEANS THEY CAN TROLL-CREATE. :D

Hm...

I just realized that the blinking light on Serenity’s stomach is in the shape of a white swirl

and that swirl looks very similar to the white one pictured in the drawing on Calliope’s wall

which is theorized to be an image of Lord English in addition to more obviously being a picture of the red sun being sucked into the black hole Caliborn creates

and let’s not forget that the one person Serenity attaches herself to and leaves with in the dream bubble is Roxy, the only one who knows how to awaken Calliope and potentially defeat LE if he and Caliborn end up being the same person

(also I think it’s kind of interesting that Roxy has a swirl in her hair, as well)

Idk man, perhaps Serenity plays a role in all of this stuff with the cherubs and LE?

THEORY TIME:

you know how benevolent cherubs have Hope-like wings?

well, what if malevolent cherubs have Rage-like wings???

EDIT: SO FUCKING JOSSED. NOW STOP REBLOGGING THIS SHIT.

Insane Homestuck Theory 2

The $10,000 canon fantrolls

will appear in the comic as fantrolls created by Calliope.

They will appear, as actual entities, in a dream bubble along with Calliope, and possibly Callie Ohpeee.

She will be able to do this because her God Tier is the Muse of Space.

A Muse inspires their aspect, and Space is an all encompassing aspect of anything you can touch.

By simply imagining something, Calliope will be able to bring it into existence.

Oh! A new update! how exciting….wait a seconds….

what’s that icon in the corner

…..

It’s a view port….it means someone is viewing everyone….

Who’s viewing them

I'm not sure how many people noticed this

So ya know how Sollux’s two canon red crushes are Aradia and Feferi?

Lemme point out that Aradia has a strong connection with Death and Feferi has a strong connection with life.

Hows that for duality?

I just realized that Kanaya is the only troll who can stand the Alternian sun and actually enjoys having sunlight in her room.

And Kanaya also has had two crushes in Homestuck.

Both of whom are Light players.

WHAT IF HOMESTUCK ENDS LIKE PUELLA MAGI MADOKA MAGICA WITH DAVE CONSTANTLY RESETTING THE TIMELINES TRYING TO STOP JOHN FROM AGREEING TO PLAY THE GAME UNTIL JOHN DECIDES THAT HE’S GOING TO TAKE THE PAIN OF THE GAME AWAY FROM EVERYONE EVER AND BECOME THE GOD OF THE UNIVERSE WITH DAVE LEFT TO TELL THE STORY OF HIS FRIEND NO ONE BELIEVES EXISTS

Calliope

Has basically told us she can’t feel love.

Has cheated many times though she pretends to be a goody two shoes.

Claims she wanted to help her brother but was always aggressive toward him.
Has connections to Lil Cal?

Seems to speak in an English accent for no discernible reason.
Talked about admiring a pool ball’s topspin which is called an English.

Admires troll culture, an extremely violent race that constantly murder each other.
Sees her friends as ‘characters’.

Loves to point out Roxy is a Void player (aka has been using Roxy as a convienent shield).
Is now asking Roxy to kill herself to become ‘god tier’.
Is also telling Roxy to help out The Condesce.

Seems more than a little disconcerted that Rose, a SEER OF LIGHT and Roxy’s biological counterpart, has arrived.

Further thoughts: Calliope and Caliborn seem to represent Yin and Yang.

Calliope is the ‘good’; she has white hair, white weapons and even a white tongue. Caliborn of course is the opposite, using black weapons, having a black tongue, and even making a black hole. However the point of the ying yang is to show that even in the good, there is evil and vice versa. So even if she isn’t EVIL, there is some darkness in her….and also some good in Caliborn.

And some more interesting things from the wiki…

So yeah in short, I don’t necessarily think Calliope is Lord English, but I HELLA do not think she is good news.

So me and some buds were theorizing and shit

and the lovely Bax mentioned how Gamzee hasn’t been seen dead yet. So my train of thought is to go back to when Prospit trolls were killed, because everybody be dying in the murderstuck period, surely dream Gamzee got murdered too. Know who we didn’t see even once on Prospit? Gamzee. Know what happened to all the Prospit dreamers who were asleep after their moon got destroyed? They saw horrorterrors. Know what gamzee decided to do?

Invite people to take a nap

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