we roll our eyes at people who cry at the comic but the truth is we did exactly once
we had JUST started testosterone and were going through about eight types of hormonal and personal roller coasters of horror at once, and when we checked MSPA, it was the infamous “i am not a homosexual” update
and we read it and just suddenly
A BLOO BLOO BLOO NO BUT KARKAT HAS BEEN LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HATE ALL HIS LIFE AND FINALLY HE FOUND THEM AND THEY HAVE THIS RIDICULOUS HUMAN CONCEPT OF HOMOSEXUALITY THAT HE’LL NEVER ENTIRELY UNDERSTAND AND JOHN WILL NEVER ENTIRELY UNDERSTAND HIS BLACKROM ANYWAY AND HE’S LEFT ANGRIER THAN WHEN HE STARTED BUT IT CAN NEVER BLOSSOM INTO THE RIGHT KIND OF MUTUAL HATE NOW AND
we think it just hit too close to home
sometimes we feel like karkat
a while ago, our O key broke
and we started using 0 as a substitute
it was a very funny sort of pseudo-leet and we only used it for about a month before we just remapped zero to O [which is what we do now, so we’re actually pressing the zero key and it’s coming out as O]
and then, maybe a month later, aradia was introduced
she was a bit spooky and pointlessly destructive and an aries and talked in that h0ll0w way and every trait of hers that gets uncovered makes us identify with her more and more [bones and clocks and just everything else]
and sometimes we feel sort of pointlessly angry and cheated that she’s a female character, because if she was male, holy shit we would be trollplaying that SO HARD
but our stomach turns over and we want to die whenever we’re assumed to be female so it’s really not an option
blunttheking replied to your post: a while ago, our O key broke and we started using…
How did Aradia’s revival into the god-tier make you feel, all this considered?
our dad is a bit of a funny superstitious guy
he has, for as long as we can remember, had this bizarre theory that we are literally a god and are going to have to have a near-death experience and spiritually awaken and, this is the exact term he used, “metamorphose”
he thinks we are going to then wind the clock that runs the universe
so all this considered it makes us feel pretty good
oh man..
Homestuck Secrets…
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ahahaha….. 8 |
kinda surprised at all the, OMG YOU GUYS ARE PEDOS!!!!!!!!111111 … o___O ……. hmmmmkay. I can see why you’d think that but really… o+o …me personally.. i always see the trolls being a little older than 13.. the only character i fully see as being a lil babby is John. since he’s still pretty .. innocent? and child-like. The rest, though they show some… ignorance in the sense that.. they’re young and can’t fully comprehend the entire significance of a situation or can’t understand motives other than what might be on the surface… I’m not explaining right derp. It’s late at night and I’m le tired XO
And then a lot of art I see.. (especially the trolls) look older, like 15/16/17 even. Especially when i see pr0n of the trolls, they’re usually older and then if you think about it, how old are the artists making these!!!? pretty young themselves!
humhumhummmmmm ok so yeah, SORRY FOR ramble.. I don’t usually do this.. write shit and blog it but.. idk… seeing all that crap made me a bit hrrrrrrmmmmm <:T …and I think people need to grow up a little.
And dammit if I wasn’t starting to think about ~naughty~ things when I was 13!!
:B
Took me long enough...(fandom bullshit inside!)
I’m finally unfollowing the Homestuck Secrets tumblr because people are no long submitting secrets and opinions they have about Homestuck, but rather they’re choosing to tell the world their personal secrets and somehow tangentially relating the comic to it.
