Nepeta Cat Puns
pawsitivly = postivily
purrfect = perfect
wonderfurrl = wonderful
furry = very
beclaws = because
fur = for
kitten = kidding
purrtend = pretend
everfurry = every
purrticular/purrticularly = perticular/perticularly
purrleaser = pleasure
purrecious = precious
purrhaps = perhaps
purrmission = premission
pawsitive = positive
furget = forget
hypurrcrite = hypocrite
purrcrastinate = percrastinate
purrsistant = persistant
pawse = pause
furrious = furious
mew = you
Feferi Fish Puns
feferi fish puns quicklist
op-perch-tuna-ty : Opportunity
Shore - Sure
Hershell/Himshell/Yourshell/Myshell - Herself/Himself/Yourself/Myself
Cod - God/Could
Eeling - Feeling
Whale - Well
Reely - Really
Min-now - Know
Sea - See
Gillarious/Gillarity - Hilarious
Splashing/Swimming/Floating - Hanging/Being/Etc
Cull - Kill
Carping/Glubbing - Talking/Chatting/Etc
Kelp - Help
Salmon - Seldom/summon
Debait - Debate
Sardinonic - Sardonic
Cullshit - Bullshit
Krilling - Killing
Doofish - Doofus
Shingle - Single
Appiers - Appears
Crayative - Creative
Haddock - Had
Waded - Walked
Roe - Row
Beach - Bitch
Buri - Bury
Knot - Not
Manta - Meant
Outraygeous - Ray
Cuttle - Cuddle
Codn’t - Couldn’t.
Aboat - About
Pike - Like
Melan-Coley - Melancholic
Pacific - Specific
Crabby - Crappy
Crappie - Crappy
Porpoise - Purpose
Halibut - Hell of it
Ruff - Rough
Plaice - Place
Discus - Discuss
Water - What are
Koi - Coy
Betta - Better
Shellfish - Selfish
Bluefish - Sad
Tail - Tell/Trail
Fintastic - Fantastic
Fintasy - Fantasy
Fin - Find
Otter-wise - Otherwise
Sole - Soul/Sole
Floundering - Fumbling
Lobsta - Lotsa
Clam up - Shut up
Aquainted - Acquainted
sea-rious - serious
bereef - believe
anemone - anyone
sea eeled - sealed
brisling - i dont know
shrimply - simply
mackerel - mack
bereef - believe
bouys and gills - boys and girls
sturgeon = surgeon
mullet = mull it
brill-iant = brilliant
shoal = show
clam-ering = clamoring
batter = better (this one is a stretch but ehh)
moray-eel = moirail
grunter = grunt (or someone who grunts, i guess)
shad = tad
Kelp = help
KARKAT PUNS YOU FUCKASS
- KARKAT WHO PRACTICES FIGHTING: SPARKAT
- DRUNK KARKAT: BARKAT
- KARKAT THAT SMOKES: TARKAT
- CANDY KARKAT: KITKAT
- SPANISH OCEAN KARKAT: MARKAT
- BIRD KARKAT: PARAKAT
- PREDATORY FISH KARKAT: GARRKAT
- GOLF KARKAT: PARKAT
- ZUBAT KARKAT: ZUKAT
- NIGEL THORNBERRY KARKAT: BLARRRKAT
- HEARTY LAUGH KARKAT: HARKAT
- CONTAINER KARKAT: JARKAT
- VEHICULAR KARKAT: CARKAT
- CAT KARKAT: KARCAT
- PIRATE KARKAT: ARRKAT
- DISTANT KARKAT: FARKAT
- PARSNIP KARKAT: PARSKAT
- LION KING KARKAT: SCARKAT
- RUSSIAN RULER KARKAT: CZARKAT
- CELEBRITY KARKAT: STARKAT
- VIDEO GAME KARKAT: MARIOKAT
- WAFFLE KARKAT: WAFFKAT
- WHAT WOULD JANE DO WITH A KARKAT: BAKEKAT
- 80S POP SINGER KARKAT: PAT BENATARKAT
- OLD TIME ROCK N ROLL KARKAT: SAMMY HAGARKAT
- LOVE SONG KARKAT: JIM CROCEKAT
- GARY THE SNAIL KARKAT: GARYKAT
- DAVID BOWIE KARKAT: ZIGGY STARKAT
- TROLL KING KARKAT: JARETHKAT
- YOU REMIND ME OF THE BABE KARKAT: BABEKAT
- ROLEPLAYING KARKAT: LARPKAT
- INFECTED WOUND KARKAT: SARSKAT
- RENT KARKAT: AIDSKAT
- GERMAN KARKAT: WUNDERBARKAT
- SPANISH CONJUGATION ROOT VERB “TO BE” KARKAT: ESCARKAT
- SASSY KARKAT: SASKAT
- SPANISH KNIGHT KARKAT: CONQUISTAKAT
- BITCHIER KARAKT: SERKAT
- WHAT DO YOU DO WITH COWS, KARKAT: MILKAT
- FIRST VIDEO GAME KARKAT: PONGKAT
- KIRBY KARKAT: WARP STARKAT
- NIC CAGE KARKAT: NIC CARKAT
- 300 KARKAT: SPARTAKAT
- SARCASTIC LAUGHTER KARKAT: HARDY HARR HARRKAT
- GRATEFUL GERMAN KARKAT: DANKEKAT
- ANIME KARKAT: KAWAIIKAT
- ANIME KARKAT 2: SUGOIKAT
- NORWEGIAN BLACK METAL KARKAT: BORKNAGARKAT
- AROUSED KARKAT: BONERKAT
