“This Flash is often cited as a critical point of demarcation, which upon crossing, Homestuck ceases being merely an odd little story, and starts being a thing that ruins your life and that of everyone you ever meet.”
—Andrew Hussie, on WV: Ascend.
“DUMB SPOLER: With respect to the ironic goat bleating that he’s saving up for later: Bro eventually one-upped him yet again by stealing Dave’s ironic goat bleating thunder. In an alternate universe. As his robot self. While slaying a huge, purple-blooded sea goat monster.”
-Hussie, Homestuck Book 2
FACT ZONE: Exile stations didn't just come out of nowhere
According to the HS Book 2, they were built before crashing on Earth, and later appeared again, much like the Frog Temple.
“I think of those early commands in green as some things that were entered as test cases while this station was being built. I like to picture a mild mannered carapacian in a lab coat just running through the drill, making sure the terminal checks out. Then he gives it a thumbs up, and the thing just sits inside a meteor for a while, crashes into Earth, and waits centuries for this bozo to show up and fuck aorund with the keyboard.”
-Hussie, Homestuck Book 2
“BEANS OR MUSTARD BEANS OR MUSTARD BEANS OR MUSTARD BEANS OR MUSTARD BEANS OR MUSTARD BEANS OR MUSTARD BEANS OR MUSTARD BEANS OR MUSTARD BEANS OR MUSTARD BEANS OR MUSTARD BEANS OR MUSTARD BEANS OR MUSTARD BEANS OR MUSTARD BEANS OR MUSTARD BEANS OR MUSTARD BEANS OR MUSTARD BEANS OR MUSTARD BEANS OR MUSTARD BEANS OR MUSTARD BEANS OR MUSTARD BEANS OR MUSTARD BEANS OR MUSTARD BEANS OR MUSTARD BEANS OR MUSTARD BEANS OR MUSTARD BEANS OR MUSTARD BEANS OR MUSTARD BEANS OR MUSTARD BEANS OR MUSTARD OH LOOK A BOOK”
—Andrew Hussie
Homestuck: Book 2
So I just checked the tracking number Topatoco gave me
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FAST
IT’S ALREADY IN MY CITY
IT ALREADY LEFT THE POST OFFICE THIS MORNING
I SHOULD BE GETTING IT TODAY
I ORDERED IT LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AT LIKE 2AM
CONSIDERING HUSSIE WAS AT TCAF THAT WEEKEND, AND I ORDERED THE BOOK TO BE SIGNED, THAT WAS DAMN FAST.
HOLY OH MY GOD.
PICTURES WHEN I GET IT.
You guys. You GUYS. YOU GUYYYYSSS!!! I finally did it! I FINALLY made it happen!! I bought O___O BOTH HOMESTUCK BOOKS. Holy shit. I didn’t think I would be THIS excited about them, but I honest to goodness am xDDD I’m actually all bubbly and wanting ot bound around right now, butttttt I cannot cause I crippled my feet at work yesterday -_- AWESOME, right??
Ya, on another note. I wore steel toes to work for the last two months cause we needed them since we were working in construction zones inside the store (dont ask xD It just is so) and for the first month I had no insoles and my feet were KILLING ME, and then my mom bought me insoles and I felt like I was walking on fucking clouds. No joke people. It felt amazing even if my feet were still a BIT sore. Anyways, those insoles fell apart within a month cause of how much walking and moving around we do, anddddd yesterday I didn’t have any in…
Guys -_- I cannot WALK today… I’m in so much freaking pain when I step on the ball of my foot, I can’t even go to school. I’m just lucky it’s only the first week of school, hence, nothing is going on at all really, it’s all just intros and explaining what we;ll be doing in the porgrams. Hopefully my school/tumblr buddy will let me know if I missed anything important :)
