OKAY SO
i really like hemospectrum flip things, especially Hemostuck were the entire social order is switched; but Kanaya always seems to be stuck in the middle
so one day i was like WHAT IF
YOU TOOK THE HEMOSPECTRUM AND JUST
FLIPPED IT ON ITS SIDE
AND TOOK JADE BLOOD AND JUST
PULLED IT UP
like so
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Eridan is at the same level as Aradia here
Feferi is the once-a-generation, lowest-of-the-low mutant; Karkat is the much rarer, only-happened-like-a-handful-of-times-in-history mutant (his blood color is taken as an omen of immense change coming)
because of reasons, Jade bloods are in control (runnin around in the sun and junk)
Kanaya is the Heir Apparent, caretaker of the Mother Grub, head of the Jade Court in the Palace of the Sun (or something like that)
her weapon is a double sided chainsaw staff
she still loves fashion; here, her personal tastes dictate the taste of the court, and by extension influence the current generation
HOLY FUCK THIS IS FUN
i’m gonna draw more of her dresses, and then the other trolls :D
Listen
Your name is JOHN EGBERT, you are alone in your room. It seems like just yesterday you were playing a game with your FRIENDS. It was unlike all other games, this game was special, this game contained several lifetimes of opportunities. Lucky for you, you have had THREE. Your friends were not lucky enough to be revived that last time. You now sit in the same place you sat three years ago, playing the same song. Today is the anniversary of the day you got your name. Welcome home, John.
