We noticed that some of you are skeptical of this post, and concerned that we may be one man who is fishing for notes. We would like to take the time to state that we are not. At this time, we are working very hard to iron out our legal matters in relation to this project. So as for now this post has been halted. Once things are sorted, we will review once more where we are at. Updates will be posted on the ftsstudios tumblr. Thank you so much for the support you have given us thus far.
-Cain
Sexyback
Eridan Ft. FefariTitle - Sexy Back
Artist - Eridan Ampora
.::~Lyrics~::.
I’m bring sexy back
Those other trolls don’t knoww howw to act
I’m someone special known throughout the sea
All of the girls fill their buckets wwith me
(You wish eridan)
Feferiiiiiiiii
You love my cape and you were meant for meeeeeee
I’m wwaiting here until you misbehaaaaaaaaave
It’s just that no other troll is even near this great!
(Go to hell eridan)
Come here girl!
Come to my hive!
Vip
I’ll make you mine
I can see what you’re working wwith
Look at those fins you make me sing
So Feferi…
Get your sexy on!
(Go glub yourself!)
Get your sexy on
(Don’t make me stab you)
Get your sexy on
(Go away!)
Get your sexy on
(I’m telling my lusus)
Get your sexy on
Get your sexy on
Get your sexy on
Get your sexy on
(Ugh, you’re so full of yourself)
I’m bringing sexy back
Them motherglubbers don’t know howw to act
Fef let me make up for the things you lack
My buckets are here and it’s sellin out fast
(I am gonna hurt you)
Feferiiiiiiiii
(WHAT!?)
You love my cape and you were meant for meeeeeee
(YOUR CAPE IS STUPID!)
I’m wwaiting here until you misbehaaaaaaaaave
(NOT GONNA HAPPEN!)
It’s just that no other troll is even near this great!
(SHUT UP!)
Come here girl!
(No)
Come to my hive!
(Go away)
Vip
I’ll make you mine
(I’m not your glubbing matesprit)
I can see what you’re working wwith
Look at those fins
(I don’t even have fins!)
You make me sing
So feferi…
(WHAT!?!?!?)
Get your sexy on!
(Go glub yourself!)
Get your sexy on!
(Go glub yourself!)
Get your sexy on!
(Go glub yourself!)
Get your sexy on!
(Go glub yourself!)
Get your sexy on!
(I am seriously gonna go find my trident and disembowel you right here and now if you don’t shut up)
(ugh, you are the saddest excuse for a seadweller i’ve ever had the misfortune to have met.
I swear with cod as my witness, I’ll never be your matesprit even if you were the last troll on earth!)
I’m bringin sexy back
You motherglubbers watch howw I attack
You landwwellers better watch your backs
Cause i’ll fry you up and baby that’s a fact.
Come here girl!
Come to my hive!
Vip
I’ll make you mine
I can see what you’re working wwith
Look at those fins
you make me sing
So feferi….
Get your sexy on!
(Go glub yourself!)
get your sexy on!
(Go glub yourself!)
Get your sexy on!
(Go glub yourself!)
Get your sexy on!
(Go glub yourself!)
Get your sexy on!
Feferi: You know what, I don’t have time for this, I’m leaving, bye Eridan.
Eridan: wwait, come back! sigh… hmm, I wonder if Nep is free….
Equius: Don’t even think about it.
Cover Art - Link
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Rules:
- You must be following me superpankakes.tumblr.com
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- Ends on September 30th
- Be sure your ask box is open! If you win, you have 24 hours to respond with your information. If you don’t I will have to give the prize to someone else.
- I will ship worldwide and the winner will be chosen by a random number generator.
Prizes:
- One Homestuck shirt of your choice
- One bottle of Faygo
- One tiara (Either Feferi or Jane)
- One art print of your choice
Good luck!
*Rules are subject to change.*
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