SEND ME A HOLIDAY ('Merican version)

• New Years: Ever been drunk? What was it like?
• Valentine's Day: How far have you gone with the opposite sex?
• Presidents' Day: What are you doing with your life?
• St Patrick's Day: Have you ever been to a party with drugs/alcohol/etc.?
• Easter: What's the worst thing you've ever done?
• Mother's Day: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
• Memorial Day: What's one thing you will never do?
• Father's Day: Do you ever want to start a family?
• Independence Day: Who's your closest friend?
• Labor Day: What's your dream job?
• Columbus Day: Most shocking news you've ever heard?
• Halloween: Scariest thing you've ever witnessed?
• Thanksgiving: What's something you regret doing (or not doing)?
• Hanukkah: What do you most want right now?
• Christmas: Do you believe people can change?