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When I first meet someone..

I’m all like;

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Then they get to know me, and I’m like:

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came home with hickeys.

me - i feel cheap and dirty. 

dad - you should put a red A on all your clothes cause you’re a dirty whore…

me - oh, wow dad. but thats pretty funny ….

then we proceed to piss ourselves laughing at his quote and how funny it actually is. 

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