I have the AP Literature test and the AP Latin test tomorrow

I’m done

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  • teacher: what time is it?
  • me: summer time.
  • Rest of class: ITS OUR VACATION!
  • somebody: NOOOOOOOO.

AP Calc test today.
What is math?

“I don’t care if this sounds gay, I love Atticus Finch (from To Kill A Mockingbird) and I think he’s great. The fact that he’s able to keep calm and see the good of everyone throughout the whole book shows how strong he really is. Plus he’s hot.”

—A guy in my Study Hall, just now.

today my teacher told me that when he was sixteen his dream was to memorize monty python and the holy grail and then travel around the country reciting it in pubs and coffee shops

I would love it if you would please refrain from talking about being eaten out in the middle of class
Thanks

We’re watching this movie with Robert Macnamara in it and oh god
So dull
Tired of your opinions, racist white guy

i’m honestly better friends with my geometry teacher than i am with a lot of people like I call him by his first name sometimes and he’s cool with it and we exchange horrific travel experiences and all that stuff and he knows about my secret gay relationship and he’s like half the reason it’s where it is and i spend my free periods in his room because it’s fun to talk to and because of this i have a b+ in his class

this sounds so lame but honestly he’s such a cool guy except his name rhymes with boner so that makes everything uncomfortable 

Remember that time I got into the trashcan because I wanted attention, but got gum stuck on my boot in the process? The janitor had to clean it off, and I was embarrassed. 

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I would love it if you would please refrain from talking about being eaten out in the middle of class
Thanks

last night I sat down to do my homework and then ended up reading the red pony in its entirety instead oops

I have more homework due this Friday than is humanly possible to complete. I am about 2.5 minutes away from my first panic attack in weeks.

This fucking sucks so much.

also my knitting has got me some new friends! One is a girl who is one of the populars and she wants me to teach her so that she can make tons of circle scarves. Another is a guy in my films class who learned when he was little when his mom asked him what he wanted to do with life, he said he wanted to knit. Woot friends.

  • Announcement: Please refrain from bringing small knives onto school grounds
  • Me: Yeah Bailey leave your knives at home
  • Bailey: NO WAY NIGA
  • Bailey: THOSE BITCHES NEED TO KNOW I AIN'T JOKIN
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