- percy jackson and oopsie where is the lightning bolt
- percy jackson and oopsie where is grover
- percy jackson and oopsie where are you annabeth
- percy jackson and shit there's a labyrinth we all gonna die
- percy jackson and THIS IS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
- heroes of olympus: oopsie where is percy, hey jason
- heroes of olympus: oh there you are percy, where is jason
- heroes of olympus: you see percabeth now you don't see percabeth
- percy: who the fuck are you
- jason: who the fuck are you
- percy: i asked you first
- jason: i asked you second
- annabeth: uh, he's percy jackson, duh, defender of olympus, son of poseidon, part time sword fighting trainer
- jason: oh
- percy: who the fuck are you
- jason: i'm jason, i'm new
- percy: so, jason, let me tell you how things work around here
- jason: i already know how things work around here
- percy: this is my quest, this is my camp, and this is me telling you that you need to learn your place
- jason: guess what? i already know all those things
- percy: oh really
- jason: yeah
- percy: youre not from around here, are you jason
- jason: i just transfered here, from camp jupiter
- percy: so let me tell you how things work around here, at camp halfblood
- jason: i already know how things work around here at camp halfblood
- percy: oh really
- jason: yeah, annabeth chase told me all about it
- percy: what the fuck are you doing talking to annabeth chase
- jason: we have sword training together
- percy: thats my fucking girlfriend bitch
- jason: oh really, thats not what clarisse said
- percy: clarrise is a fucking liar
- jason: oh really, because she seems to know a lot about you and rachel elizabeth dare
