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  • cause of death: nina dobrev doing yoga in a bikini

Chris go get your mom bc I’M SCREAMING:

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So fucking done with being single

MISSING

Guys please help.  I am missing a pair of ovaries that look something like this:

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Please help they are very important to me.  They were stolen at the theater today by this man

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They were taken from me while I was watching Star Trek.  If you find this man or my ovaries, please return them to me ASAP.  Especially if you find the man.  Definitely return him.

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