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Guys please help. I am missing a pair of ovaries that look something like this:
Please help they are very important to me. They were stolen at the theater today by this man
They were taken from me while I was watching Star Trek. If you find this man or my ovaries, please return them to me ASAP. Especially if you find the man. Definitely return him.