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sometimes i feel so bad loving d/c fluff so much. but ugh the world is sad enough, and so is spn. and sometimes i just want to read about dean and cas playing footsies under the kitchen table, their cold bare toes running up and down their hairy legs. smiling at each other over rewarmed pie b/c jesus fuck they are so ridiculously in love.
and cas and dean curled up on the couch, necking like highschoolers, return of the jedi blaring in the background.
yeah, cas is an eons-old warrior of god who’s killed thousands upon thousands, and dean’s a traumatized child soldier who tortured souls after being tortured for decades. and they’re badass and fucked-up and make each other cry and are like from different species and stuff.
BUT THEY STILL LIKE TO CUDDLE, OKAY. THAT’S MY STORY AND I’M STICKING TO IT. ;)
I’m almost to your house!
Isn’t that your car in my driveway?
Well, or that.
Darren wipes his hands off on his jeans, shifting on his feet and trying to breathe even over the insistent thumping of his heart.
The door swings open and Chris is there, beautiful bright smile that makes Darren’s stomach swoop and toes tingle just the same as the first time it did.
“Hi,” Darren breathes.
“Hi,” Chris replies, moving aside so Darren gets the invite to come in.
As soon as the door is shut Darren stretches up on his toes, eyes already closed in a blind search for Chris’s lips. With an adorably affronted little huff Chris complies, and Darren has to curb the involuntary tug on the corners of his lips so he can kiss back.
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do you think isaac and derek live together now? cause wasnt isaac's house detroyed? and his dad is dead soo...
I was just wondering about this myself! I do think they live together (though I was holding out hope that he’d go live with scott & mama mccall); it’s just the most adorable/hilarious thing to me, like I really just want platonic fics about them being the most hilarious roommates
like I just imagine derek is super intense about cleanliness and isaac sometimes leaves socks lying around their warehouse apartment and derek finds them and hangs them up on little mini clotheslines and lectures him about the importance of socks being in pairs and how there is nothing more tragic than when you have one lonely sock. isaac comes home and regularly finds derek aggressively working out to bon iver and derek tries to quickly change it to thrash metal but knows it’s too late and isaac already heard it. and you know derek totally snores in his sleep and isaac has to get up in the middle of the night and roll him onto his side so he’ll stop but he just growls and continues snoring like an overweight pug
Dave really loves spicy foods and can eat them like it’s no problem but John is a wimp who can barely eat five hot Cheetos
one day Dave eats a shit ton of peppers and stuff just cuz they sound good and then decides making out with his boyfriend sounds pretty fun yeah let’s do that
long story short this is why John has trust issues
A little while ago Luka showed me a thing called Indifferent Cats in Porn, where kitties walk in and just kind of sprawl on the porn actors or nearby and groom themselves while filming is going on.
And now I have the weirdest urge to see what would happen if somebody was palejamming and in wanders their lusus:
“iim ju2t 2o tiired all the tiime and ii feel liike nothiing ii do ii2 worth iit.”
“thats y0ur bullshit l0be talking t0 y0u again”
“i have half a mind t0 give y0u a l0b0t0my just t0 spite it n0b0dy gets t0 talk t0 my friends that way”
“ehehe. what doe2 the other half 2ay?”
*CREEPY SOUNDING BLEAT SCREAM*
“—i need t0 feed m0m”
As something of a follow up to my post the other night, I was thinking that my Shepard, Bastian, would totally pull a Mae Hughes once he became a family man. He’ll always have files of Ashley and the kids (and, you know, it’s all sci-fi, so it’s a projection and it’s a lot harder to look away) and show it to everyone and gush.
“Have you seen Ashley? …Yes, but have you seen her lately? She’s seven months now! She’s positively glowing! Last night she sent me to get wings, then when I got back she demanded I go back and get steak. Then she was all over me before I could finish wiping the sauce from her mouth. God, I love her.”
“I think I want more kids. How many kids do you have now, Wrex? …Okay, not that many…”
“I don’t know, Garrus, my daughter’s been doing very well with her archery lessons. Ever been out-shot by a bow and arrow?”
“No, Garrus, she does not say ‘scoped and dropped’, bows don’t have a scope. You’re missing the point.”
“So your kid is in honor’s, Jacob, big deal. Mine skipped a grade! Well, she could if she wanted to, anyway. She has raw potential!”
“My baby girl, she just started karate and she’s already a blue belt! Daddy’s Little Ass-Kicker.”
“Javik, I’m not going anywhere until you admit my daughter is the cutest thing you’ve ever seen. Come on, just look at that smile.”
“…(Sighs) Yes, Javik, it’s normal for humans to only have that many teeth at that age. The number of teeth is not relative to intelligence.”
“Liara, when you write my biography, you should go into great detail about how lucky I was to get such wonderful women in my life.”
“…What do you mean you’re not writing my biography?”
”She’s growing up so fast. She’s going to be a gorgeous woman someday, just like her mom. So watch yourself, Vega. I’d threaten you, but I’m pretty sure she can take you.”
“Hey, I know we didn’t know each other that long, but I wish you could see her. She’s just so… she makes it all worth while. You would have loved her. You would have made a great godfather, Kaidan.”
I forgot how much watching TFP hurts my heart when Starscream shows up.
I’ve seen people complaining “god, as the series goes on, the writers have been dumbing down Starscream and making him more of a coward and more incompetent and more ridiculous and more slapstick,” and that’s a reasonable Doylian interpretation of what’s going on? But I’ve been seeing it from a Watsonian perspective.
That is, the writers haven’t been turning Starscream into a dumb, cowardly, twitchy, ridiculous loser. All the shit he’s been through has been what’s changing him. He’s a confident, competent, deadly mech who’s slowly being beaten and kicked into a nervous wreck of his former self.
The more exaggerated facial expressions, the increased breaking in his voice, the jerking and twitching of his wings? Starscream picking up uncontrollable nervous tics and habits over time.
His increased “boasting” over that one fragging bot he killed way at the start of the series? His ever-increasing desperation to be seen as the dangerous, competent, successful mech he was when he killed Cliffjumper—which happened right before Megatron came back and everything started sliding downhill.
His increase in erratic, foolish, and unsound decisions, both personal and professional? A result of his increased anxiety levels as things continue to go downhill for him and he scrambles harder to find a way to climb back up.
His ever-more frequent embarrassing emotional outbursts of fear and anger? Due to his mental and emotional (and quite probably physical) exhaustion as the blows come faster and harder and he’s given insufficient down time in between each catastrophe to even begin to recover.
Maybe from the writers’ perspectives they were trying to make Starscream “funnier,” and that’s the driving motivation behind his character changes. But from my viewpoint? I see all his personality changes as making him more pitiable.
Midorima and Kise would give each other butterfly kisses.
And Kise would probably beg Midorima to let him dress him up and such because he knows Midorima has model-potential.
And maybe on one of their dates Midorima would come without his glasses, and Kise would notice right away and ask why, and then he’d remember telling Midorima that he should try wearing contacts, and then he’d think it was cute that midorima went through the effort but he’d feel bad for making midorima think he had to change his appearance so he’d kiss him and tell him that he likes him wearing glasses more
and when they’d sleep, Kise would probably latch onto Midorima and wrap his legs and arms around him, with Midorima sleeping straight on his back. But when they’d wake up Midorima always found himself on his side with his arms wrapped around kise (its probably because his arms are so used to holding his lucky items is what he tells himself).
A while back I saw a post proposing that Vlad (half)died slowly due to the ecto-acne - which was described in canon as ‘fatal’ - compared to Danny’s almost instant (half)death in the Portal.
So…In Masters of All Time, what would’ve happened if Danny hadn’t gotten back in time to save Sam and Tucker…? Would they have become half-ghosts too? And Vlad, would he have actually died this time or just become, like, a three-quarters-ghost?
these are important questions that need to be answered
if karen was in girl scouts then kenny would do everything he can to tag along as a chaperone helper or go out selling cookies with her and if someone refuses kenny will pull them aside and tell ‘em if they don’t buy some goddamn do-si-dos they’re gonna get a nice li’l visit from mysterion that night
☄: first time Derek and the Sheriff talk after he finds out about Derek and Stiles dating.
(Not so) surprisingly enough, Stiles is the one panicking the most. Derek and Stiles both agree, almost as soon as they get together, that it’s in their best interest to inform the Sheriff themselves, before he learns that they’re dating via some third party. It would be nasty, if it happened, so better safe than sorry.
Stiles knows the Sheriff can’t physically hurt a werewolf, but he’s kind of nervous anyway. And by kind of nervous I mean he’s making Derek nervous with all the fidgeting and pessimistic scenarios that end up with Derek’s imminent death as Derek drives them to the Stilinski household.
Turns out, for an exonerated criminal, Derek gets along with the Sheriff pretty well. After the customary threats regarding hurting his son (and Stiles would say he’s quite proud if he wasn’t so terrified that his dad’s gonna pull a gun at any moment and fire it in Derek’s face), the Sheriff passes Derek the plate with chicken wings and asks to pass him the salt and that’s that. Suddenly they’re one big family.
Stiles is stunned into silence, but manages to asks his dad what the hell just happened. The Sheriff says that after the revelation that werewolves do exist, he was only waiting for Stiles to announce that he’s dating one. His bet was on Isaac (arguing that Stiles has always had a thing for fair hair and curls), but he’s not surprised in the slightest.
Basically, from that day onwards, Derek and the Sheriff gang up on Stiles very often and Stiles regrets the choices he’s made in his life that led him to this particularly tragic point.