Laments of a Larry Shipper
sweetenoughandfarawayLaments of a Larry Shipper
A One Direction “I Would” Parody by sweetenoughandfaraway
Backing track by Marks Barton
Lyrics:
I just made this new blog on Tumblr
I guess that I thought it’d be cool
But now I can’t seem to get off it
And I’m kinda failing at school
There’s this band and they’re called One Direction
Liam, Niall, Zayn, Harry and Louis
I’m convinced that the last two are dating
Oh my God what is happening to me?
People ask me why I think they’re gay
Well, I could go on all day
Oh I could, I could
My brain is telling me to let it go
Well you should really know
If I could, I would
People ask me why I think they’re gay
Well, I could go on all day
Oh I could, I could
My brain is telling me to let it go
Well you should really know
If I could, I would
I swear that I used to be normal
Okay, maybe that’s kind of a lie
But things were good ‘til I entered this fandom
And Larry Stylinson ruined my life
It feels like I’m constantly dying
From the love that is Harry/Louis
Half the fandom thinks that I’ve gone crazy
And sometimes I’m inclined to agree…
Would I say that Harry and Louis
Are in L-O-V-E?
Yes I would, I would
People ask me how I got this way
And I just can’t explain
If I could, I would
Would I say that Harry and Louis
Are in L-O-V-E?
Yes I would, I would
People ask me how I got this way
And I just can’t explain
If I could, I would
Am I crazy?
Have I lost it?
Is this really my life now? (Oh my God)
Shipping Larry
Crying loudly
I just keep spiraling down
My brain is telling me to let it go
Well you should really know
If I could, I would
Oh, the heart eyes (damn those heart eyes)
And the touching (so much touching)
Are you seeing what I see? (what I see)
Louis’ fond face (God the fond face)
Makes my heart race (think I’m dying)
When he’s looking at Harry
On this ship I’d sail the seven seas
For Harry and Louis
Oh I would, I would
And if you asked me if it’s worth the pain
I’d say “all the way”
I would, I would, I would.
so louis posted this picture on instagram
and as you can see there is purple near his leg??????
so like it’s probs photoshopped and hes not in wherever with eleanor
UGH look, i don’t think it’s leg hair for the fact that it looks purple, im getting messages saying omg its his leg hair you know okay, so thats what you think and i have a different opinion okay yes
“Cause maybe you’re loveable..”
“And maybe you’re my snowflake..”
“And your eyes turn from green to grey…”
“In the winter I’ll hold you in a cold place…”
“And you should never cut your hair cause I love the way you flick it off your shoulder..”
“And you will never know just how beautiful you are to me…”
“But maybe I’m just in love when you Wake Me Up…”
