“oh look at me im S T fucking Speechley and i listen to trendy Australian music you probably never heard of and choice bits of indie stuff from the past so tasteful so cool oh look shoegaze im a fucking hipster watch me shove a fixie up my arse with soy please tadahhhhhhh”

—Apparently my activity on spotify has just appeared on an old mate’s newsfeed

If you postin bout Kony, I feel bad for you son, He snatched 99 kids and your status saved none

finally going through my followers list. i feel bad but if you have autoplay i just immediately close your blog. because it makes my computer laggy and it comes out of nowhere.  i listen to what i want, when i want. like you can’t just take the control away from me man. why you gotta do me wrong like that.

a while ago i deleted like 200 people from facebook. a few weeks later a few added me back, and i ignored the requests while still commenting on our mutual friends shit.  now i just got a pm from one of them saying be my friend!!!!! … sorry did you think i accidentally deleted you, somehow didn’t see your request and am now going to see your message and think oh god my bad!! of course i want to be your friend!! like did you think it was a mistake.. bitch take whatever tiny shred of dignity you have left and leave and never come back

New policy: blocking anyone who refers to Moran as ‘Sebby’.

“You look like a little boy about to go to gym class. Your shorts, your socks—”
“No, I—”
“You’re wearing a little boy’s wrestling shirt! That’s what that is!”

“This bitch is so fucking terrible that I hope someone beats and rapes her like the chick at the beginning of Irreversible. ”

—Me regarding a vegan contestant on Come dine with me.

“what? what are you staring at?”
“nothing. just ogling you.”
“oh. okay.”
“just getting my daily ogle in.”

“Never underestimate the stupidity of conservatives in America.”

—— Cenk Uygur

“i like your leather pants.they’re very jagger.”
“one time i wore them with this kinda silky vertically striped shirt and…”
“oh my god, jagger. you were actually young jagger. i have never been prouder of you.”

There’s a stink bug that’s been living in my little houseplant and this morning I found it swimming in my cup of cranberry juice, which was extremely rude.

So I let him do his thing and he actually drowned like an idiot. But that’s what happens when you try to drink someone’s cranberry juice and I hope he learned a lesson.

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