[TITLE] DUH SWAGE BRODAHS
Once upon a time, Kyung, the soon to be Korean Eminem of apples and pears, was doin his thing n being studious in skool, when suddenly he ventured upon a mischievous boi named Woo Jiho.
Woo Jiho emanated thug lyfe and while pushing up the bridge of his glasses, Kyung exclaimed, “dats 2 legit 2 quit” and Jiho was like “shut up, betch”. They den became friendz 5ever, masterin the wayz of rap and pickin up dem ladiez.
Kyung’s parents was like “Kyung, u gotta leave n study abroad” and Jiho was like “I won’t forget about chu, neber, Kyung-” and Kyung was like “Shut up, ho”. And then Kyung went to many countries like NZ and hung out with dem hobbits like himself, having rap battles about fruit.
Kyung came back and Jiho, who also studied abroad in Nihon-desudesu, was like “Hey Kyung, u still ill thug n shiet?” and Kyung was like “U know it”. They then trained under a company called Stardumb with a mentor called Swag Jesus. After meeting 5 other losers, they created one big group of swagE called “Beulrakbi”. Kyung was like “Jiho, you’re my savior n my enemy, I dun know what the future holds but-” and Jiho was like “Shut up, betch, I’m Zico now, mang”
And together they grew up havin feels for each other and shiet, to the point where Kyung calls Jiho, “My Zico” and he doesn’t share with basic betches.
The End
Original ask: [X]
"Tag Me And I'll Cut You": For Shortie ^^
Post the rules:
-Answer the questions the tagger set for you in the post and then make 10 new ones.
-Tag 10 people and link them to your post.
-Let them know you’ve tagged them.
tagged by sweetkittybaby
1. Suppose you won a million dollar lottery, how would you spend that money? Would you spend it all to yourself? Or send it to charity?
Well, I can tell you from the get-go that the chances of this happening are zilch because I will never ever buy a lottery ticket in my life, lol. But to answer this hypothetically, I would probably keep a large chunk of it for myself and give about 10% to charity. Most of the money I keep would go to investments, stocks, bonds, etc.
2. If you could change the way you look for free, would you do it?
YES. Laser vision correction all the way! If I get to have 20/20 vision again without having to bleed out a few grand, then hell yeah I’d do it.
3. You are now born with a super power of your choice. Which would you choose out of these three: invisibility, mind-reading, or acceleration (speed)?
Speed, hands down. It’s the next best thing to teleportation. I cannot even begin to count all the times I’ve wished to have teleportation powers while I was running to catch the next train or bus or get to a class on time.
4. How are you feeling right now? :D
Tired since it’s 3:36 AM. And a little scared. I just finished seeing Black Swan and, oh my glob, batshit crazy Portman is scary.
5. If you could travel the world where would it be and why?
Block B’s dorms.
The Maldives. Just to be on a beach again. A proper beach where you can smell the pungent seawater in the air and feel the hot sand between your toes as the coconut trees sway in the cool breeze. Can you hear me crying as I type this?
6. What are you currently listening to?
My window is open and I’m listening to the sounds of the cars driving past my bedroom. It just rained and every time they drive past me that sound of car tires hitting wet asphalt reaches into my bedroom. It’s quite hypnotic and soothing actually. Or maybe that’s just my sleepiness talking.
7. You and you’re best friend are stranded in an island, what would you guys do?
Resort to cannibalism and try to eat each other first.
8. If you had the chance to meet one idol, who would it be and why?
Dongho. So I could give him the stink eye face to face.
9. What is your dream job?
I don’t have much specifics except for anything that I would be happy to do. And paid me well. Right now, I’m still trying to figure out what that job may be. *Sigh*
10. What did you eat this morning?
I had one boiled egg and a generous slice of black forest cake. Yum.
11. How many times have you been tagged in this game so far? xD
Twice.
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My Questions
- Why did you fall in love with Block B?
- Who’s your bias in Block B? [And don’t say you don’t have one, you liar]
- If you get your mind wiped completely of all your memories but get the choice of keeping only one memory, which memory would you choose and why?
- Name the longest you’ve gone without sleep.
- Name the longest you have slept.
- When was the last time you had a crush on person you knew in real life and who was this lucky individual?
- Just how important is rice to you?
- Would you rather die by drowning in a pool of Jell-O or suffocating in a giant cloud of cotton candy?
- Dubstep or Electronic?
- If you were the opposite gender what would your name be?
tagged by hakyoku :)
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How many languages can you speak?
- 2 fluently, about 3 only very broken. - What’s your song of the week?
- Epik High - Wordkill - If you listen to Kpop, how many songs from Kpop artists do you have?
- I barely own merch and CDs if you mean that. On my player about 200 songs of the kpop genre. - Your favorite tv-show?
- MisFits. - Do you like horror movies? What’s the scariest one in your opinion?
- I HATE horror movies, because everything scares the hell out of me. - What’s the best thing that’s happened to you this year so far?
- Tumblr and its users, haha. - Have you ever stolen anything?
- Do hearts count? Hahaha, no, seriously, I haven’t. -
What is worth dying for in your life?
- My family and friends and my dreams. - What’s your current fandom?
- Uh, I don’t really know. VIP and BBC, Hiddlestoner and what is Ezra Miller’s fandom called? Whatever. And I am always an Asian Fashion and Lifestyle fan. :’D - What have you done that you are not proud of?
-Trying to be someone else. -
What is your favorite clothing brand?
-One Green Elephant, atm.
My 11 questions for ya (if you wanna tag 11 other people and add your 11 new questions feel free to, don’t forget to let ‘em know):
hangugsarang:
you know what? is it that terrible to use those photos? most fansites are for koreans only, that sucks! so cause I dont live in korea and dont have the right to see those fabulous photos? W_W
But.. if you think about it. We don’t really have any rights to see their photos unless they gave us the right.. like some other fansites.
I mean, if you look at it.. they buy high cost DSLR cams.. pay for their transpo, tickets.. put efforts.. break their schedules.. just to take high-quality pictures of them.
And we are just here sitting in front of our laptops making edits of their hard work.
I, too think.. it’s not that bad to make edits coz you’re just upgrading their beauty but.. if that’s what the rules are.. we must respect it.
If we don’t, then maybe all k-fansites will just close down all access for foreigner fans and we wouldn’t want that to happen..
Honestly, if I’m the master of any k-fansites, I’ll just allow anyone to use my pics or edit them just don’t forget to take credits.. lol
Well, that’s how it really goes with all block b k-fansites.
argg dont bother explaining dear, its like talking to walls here …
so that the fucking anon who needed more research before bitching me would understand why the hell are we doing these things xD
to that anon:
I didnt dare to listen to his new songs yet, I fear it will kill me Y_Y dont know what to do :S
OH MY GOD YOU HAVE TO GO LISTEN TO IT OH MY GOD NO OKAY YOU HAVE TO LIKE IT WILL KILL YOU TOO BUT THEN OH MY GOD I GO YOU GO LISTEN OMG YOU HAVE TO OMG
Luv, I cant believe this, we complain about stupid bbc trolling, calling us butthurt and here is another (obviously BBC) telling you what to do! you can tag what ever you want, everybody tags personal stuff, thats the point, to tag stuff block B related, its not just for photos, is for whatever you want to share oh my god!!!!!!! bbc dont own tumblr! when will this people stop telling others how to live their lifes? some of them act like saints now, but us who´s been longer know their true faces.
here an assumption: I imagine you live in a house where everything is cat-shaped ^^ like a bed in the form of a cat, a huge hello kitty fridge, a cat TV, you know, Am I right? and you dress up your cat with a suit ^_^ I would do that :)
that’s a really good idea *^* but where can I find a cat shaped tv omg
yes, it was a happy day, there were crazy days, sad days, expectation days as bbcs, but this one was pure happiness :D
I was so smiley after seeing Zico’s pictures at school today and my friend asked me why I was so happy and I told her that she wouldn’t understand LOL. I actually think that I’m happier today than the days when Block B announces a comeback date, has their comeback stage, releases their MV, etc. Really. Just pure happiness.
hangugsarang replied to your post: You were getting some food to eat, “are you sure you want to eat that? Seems kind of fattening.” Turning around, “What!?” you melted right away, that gummy smile was killing you, Yongguk. Mentally hitting yourself because you’re always dying whenever you see him even though, you really hate him. “Oh, it’s just you.” you turned around continuing to fill your plate, he did the same. You found a place to sit, your spoon meeting your mouth halfway in the air when Yongguk sat next to you.
whats this anon stuff? O_O I dont get it
lol it’s an anon fanfic
