guys

Zombie-soldier has a hole through his chest

Cause of death?

omg in mvm, you know how the robots taunt when they kill you, what if the zombies do the thriller taunt…

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>he raises raccoons in front of Merasmus’ castle

>he names one Lieutenant Bites

>He proceeds to try to burn Merasmus’ body while his soul is ranting

>He took an entire freaking bottle of Kill Me Come Back Stronger pills thinking they were heart medication

>His team mates that he cares about tons are being slaughtered

>Spy is deeply annoyed with him like always.

>He just laughs it off

Soldier gives no fucks, guys. Always the favorite merc.

RED Spy Ain't Right!

Well, I managed to get a Halloween fic done before Halloween ended! And google docs says it’s at 1666 words, so I’m not going to try and make it any longer because that’s exactly the right length.

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It's the fucking players!

When Merasmus appears, don’t attack me, don’t attack other people. ATTACK FUCKING MERASMUS. He is there to kill, it’s what you’re meant to do when he comes out and no matter how many time we tell you to kill him you FUCKING don’t. 

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