i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
ohana means family and family means shut the fucking door when you leave my room or i’ll fucking stab you this is the last fucking chance you little shit
Dominoes falling in the form of Van Gogh’s Starry Night
SEND ME A ♪ I WILL PUT MUSIC ON SHUFFLE AND GIV E YOU A SONG AND MY FAVORITE LINE FROM IT
what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect
HAVING A CRUSH ON SOMEONE OLDER THAN YOU
HAVING A CRUSH ON SOMEONE OVER THE INTERNET
HAVING A CRUSH ON SOMEONE OLDER THAN YOU OVER THE INTERNET
i love how theres no beyonce fandom because everyone is in the beyonce fandom
Even though there is nothing bad on my phone no you cannot look at it.
when someone calls you cute more like
do she got the booty?
SHE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
my left hand cant do anything right
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