When I watch the first few Harry Potter movies

I can’t help but scream at the screen because I know what happens to people in the end.

Uncle Vernon comes on screen:

SGETHFNBGFJNE YOU FAT FART!

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Dudley comes on screen:

You bother me, so much.

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Mr. Malfoy comes on screen:

YOU GET YOURS! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Dumblredore comes on screen:

OH GOOOSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!! WHHHHHYYYY??

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Fred comes on screen:

*too overcome to do anything other than make crying sounds*

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Half The Time

Lemonheads

Lemonheads - ”Half The Time”

Lovey (1990)

You drive me crazy half the time, the other half I'm only trying to let you know that what I feel is true; I'm only me when I'm with you.

Loser Crew

Pablo

Pablo - Loser Crew

Half the time I don't even know where my bruises come from. They just magically appear the next morning

the first time i heard Niall talk, I didn’t understand what he was saying.

now when i hear Niall talk, I still don’t understand what he’s saying.

but it’s okay. we’ll just talk in the language of love. 

“99% of three quarters of the time I'm completely over you. ”

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feelings jams are nice

even when I am an awkward amoeba

so it turns out the second playthrough awakening skits are limited to anywhere between mamut and the hasta battle at the tower of dawn

ggguess who already killed hasta

Me: *puts on hockey helmet*

Me: I prefer the Glee version

Sometimes I’ll send an ask and….

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Work time

gotta go work for awhile
I’ll be on pesterchum
once again
handle - djStride
hit me up if ya wanna chat me up 

  • Me takes 20 minute shower because friends came while I was sleeping.
  • Blake: omg What took you so long showering. I only take like 5 minute showers.
  • Me: What do you think I do. I fap obviously.
  • Whole room:
  • Me:
  • Whole room:
  • Me: I'm just kidding.
  • Whole room:
  • Me:
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