- Normal albums: You open the cheap plastic case and spot the CD.
- K-pop albums: A ring at the front door echos throughout your home. You open the brown package. Bubble wrap. Bubble wrap. BUBBLE WRAP. BUBBLE WRAP. BUUUUBBBLLLEE WRRAAPPP oh...what's this? A well-put-together album sailed across the ocean just for you. Your body shivers with excitement as you disassemble it. Each part, another burst of energy traveling through your body. The photobook? THE PHOTOBOOK.FDDJDSLKDSFKJLVFJK%^Y^*OKUTYJRH. EACH PAGE FILLED WITH GLORY AND FEELS'RE;GHAEHBEW3J2R oh has it ended already?...but wait...the photocard. THE PHOTOCARD. THE PHOTOCCCCAAARRRRDDDDDDDDDSLFGKME;GKTEHKW AND IT'S YOUR BIAS. DFSKJGB;LHN';;F' *dies*.
wow what if when kurt start seeing this new paul guy one day while he and rachel are eating dinner kurt reads a really cute/flirty text and GIGGLES like the scrunchy face and teeth and everything and rachel just coos and says something like “i really like this new boy toy of yours. any guy who can make you look like that is a catch. don’t let him go anytime soon!!!!” and kurt just sort of looks at her confused and then the camera pans to his phone and we see he was texting blaine haha i’m clawing my own eyes out just thinking about it ≖ ‿ ≖
21 shades of Bubblegum
and there’s more where that came from
My girl, you’re so dang complicated that Apple is jealous