50 shades of slick
- Saint Jadey: you know what else is wonderful about glossy writing fanfiction based on 50 shades of grey?
- Saint Jadey: the fact she's probably sat down and
- Saint Jadey: actually
- Saint Jadey: read the entire thing
- Saint Jadey: because we all know she wouldn't just write something based on a book she's never read SHE'D READ EVERY SINGLE PAGE TO MAKE SURE IT'S JUST AS TERRIBLE AS SHE THINKS IT IS
- Saint Jadey: AND THAT'S JUST WONDERFUL TO IMAGINE OMG
- randy butternubs: she probably just goes
- randy butternubs: hm
- randy butternubs: i see
- Saint Jadey: hahaha yeah
- Saint Jadey: which is
- Saint Jadey: so
- Saint Jadey: amusing to think about
- Saint Jadey: i could see slick liking it tho. liking it and being embarrased because supposedly it's for chicks or something.
- randy butternubs: slick loves it
- randy butternubs: he thinks it's hot
- randy butternubs: NO
- randy butternubs: BETTER YET
- randy butternubs: HE THINKS IT'S THE MOST ROMANTIC THING HE'S EVER READ
- Saint Jadey: SLICK PLEASE
- randy butternubs: CANON
- Saint Jadey: imagining him reading it and sighing that dreamy little sigh that people make in shows when they're in love
- Saint Jadey: sobbing
- Saint Jadey: it's
- Saint Jadey: perfect
- randy butternubs: yes
- randy butternubs: no one else understands why he likes it, and he doesnt understnd why no one else LOVES IT
- Saint Jadey: squig teases him for it
- randy butternubs: of course
- Saint Jadey: and nique says she's read better fics on a kink meme
- randy butternubs: mmhmm
- Saint Jadey: LATE AT NIGHT HE SOBS BECAUSE HE JUST LOVES IT SO MUCH AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS
- randy butternubs: ye
Fish love
- [9/6/2012 11: 28:03 PM] Habulous: yeah i know
- [9/6/2012 11: 28:14 PM] Habulous: can you use couches that have been lake water marinated tho
- [9/6/2012 11: 28:29 PM] Habulous: cuz if so good way to get cheap furniture methinks
- [9/6/2012 11: 28:55 PM] Octopussy: They're all soggy and have had fish spawning in them :L I've had a fish spawn on me; it's not pleasant
- [9/6/2012 11: 29:08 PM] Habulous: ewww
- [9/6/2012 11: 29:14 PM] Habulous: is that fish jizz
- [9/6/2012 11: 29:36 PM] Octopussy: YUP
- [9/6/2012 11: 29:48 PM] Habulous: gnarly
- [9/6/2012 11: 29:50 PM] Octopussy: I caught a trout and I guess he got excited
- [9/6/2012 11: 29:55 PM] Habulous: that bad gnarly not the good one
- [9/6/2012 11: 29:57 PM] Habulous: ewww hahaha
- [9/6/2012 11: 30:03 PM] Octopussy: My grandad thought it was hilarious
- [9/6/2012 11: 30:05 PM] Habulous: I'M DYING WHOA
- [9/6/2012 11: 30:07 PM] Habulous: GUESS I BETTER GET AROUSED
- [9/6/2012 11: 30:15 PM] Octopussy: He's into breathplay
- [9/6/2012 11: 30:20 PM] Habulous: that or you caught him right in the middle of fapping
- [9/6/2012 11: 30:22 PM] Habulous: shshgdshg fuck
- [9/6/2012 11: 31:13 PM] Octopussy: I had to ride the whole way back to the house like that >:L My grandmother asked me if I was okay and I said "I'm tired, cold and reeking of fish love!"
HEY HEY HEY PSA EVERYBODY
if you have a kink blog then great. good for you. more power to you. seriously, i don’t care. BUT PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE ASK ME BEFORE REBLOGGING MY STUFF ONTO THAT BLOG!!!! i have no problem with the kinks i am seeing, but the issue here is that my stuff is not kink art and i would rather not have it be associated with something sexual. it makes me VERY uncomfortable and upset, because there are people out there who are unfamiliar with tumblr and may very well get the wrong idea about me and what my artistic goal is.
there’s nothing WRONG with having fetishes, no matter how obscure. but there IS something wrong with using someone’s art, WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION, to represent that fetish, especially if it was never meant to be fetishistic in the first place.
i’m not going to name any names here, but if you have my art on your blog, and you KNOW who you are, please take it down immediately and PLEASE refrain from reblogging it in the future. thank you.
