okay I was just in an exam and it was ending so the girl in front of me put her jacket on and zipped it up, but she didn’t realise the jacket was still wrapped around the back of the chair, so when she tried to stand up the chair lifted up with her and she basically face planted onto her desk, and the chair fell out and made a massive bang and apparently I’m the only university student immature enough to find that hilarious.
it was hilarious.
“Liam's gotten all religious. It's quite disturbing. He thinks he's Abel for some weird reason. He wrote a new song called "Guess God Thinks I'm Abel" I thought it was A-b-l-e, but when he wrote it down, it was "Abel." And I thought, "Right, so you think you're Abel. That must make me Cain. Doesn't Cain kill Abel?" But then the first line of that song is "You could be my lover." I'm not too sure about that. That's illegal, innit? It's kind of illegal for two brothers to make love. It's certainly frowned upon.”
—Noel Gallagher
you should make au happy strallans graphics. if you feel like murdering someone aka me.
omg yes good excellent bravo
