How to Play Ace Attorney

A guide for beginners:

1. Always present your badge. Always. To everyone.
2. Or your picture if you have that
3. If Phoenix wonders if he should press further, PRESS FURTHER
4. ALWAYS PRESS FURTHER
5. WHEN IN DOUBT, PRESSSSSSSS
6. Investigate everything investigatable. Including the plant in your office. And the security guard in the detention centre. Everything.
7. If you’re stuck, present everything to everyone.
8. Pick the silly answer when given the choice
9. Trust in the heart of the cards your client, because there’s only like one time where they actually did the thing
10. Cry over everyone

Congrats you now know how to play Ace Attorney