Wow really heavy periods, more like your vaginas getting a little too Carrie’d away

In which a mom texts her son re his birthday

  • Mom: 21 in 5 hours!
  • Me: I know, seriously weird…
  • Mom: Yeah
  • Mom: Especially since I'm only 29

What is it about Bushmills

that possesses one to post stupid fucking smileys?

made average prawn curry

what does this need

add coconut milk

best food EVA

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guffaws replied to your post: I need to stop typing my laughter as…

Or you’re really excited about someone named Hue.

disgruntled master painter

actually now I am looking at the wikipedia disambiguation for hue and apparently

- hue, a Brazilian onomatopoeia for laughter, often used by Brazilians in online games.

yo yo yo yo

did you hear about that guy/werewolf romance?

it was histerekal

nim thinks she tops me

what did the foreman say to the quarry man who was pissing him off

“you piece of shit stoner”

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tehsoupie replied to your post: tehsoupie replied to your post: if you loved me…

BECAUSE THEY HAVE BIG FINGERS

OH YOU

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