Is that like the documentary version of Idiocracy or something? Because that movie is the entire reason that I’m determined to have children one day. It was so scary. So, so scary.
It’s about global warming and our refusal to do enough about it, and what will therefore happen by the year 2050 or so.
It’s terrifying.
Give him a day/time when you’re free and ask if that works for him. He might need to you to spell it out for him. Dudes can be special like that.
I think maybe I’ll ask if he wants to go with me to astationaryjew’s BIRTHDAY DANSE PARTAY this weekend? I don’t fucking know. I’m more likely to just sit here picking apart emails (that aren’t even CAPABLE of being picked apart because they’re pretty fucking clear) and panicking.
I literally facepalmed when I learned about “shipping”. And I still have no clue what OTP means. But it’s okay! I don’t need to know. In fact, I think I prefer it that way…
lmao how do you follow me
Mormons think masturbation is wrong, according to what the people in that thread are saying. I should have guessed as much, considering their feelings towards coffee and soda…
Yeah, I just got to that part. From one commentor: “But two things are very clear in LDS teachings are that pornography is not allowed in any way, shape or form and masturbation (of self, not each other) is also not allowed. That is as far as restrictions go the way I understand it for us LDS folk!!!”
Bolded for emphasis. That is “as far as restrictions go”!?! That’s pretty fucking far. My sex life with my boyfriend (OMG! premarital sex! *gasp*) is better and more intimate because I learned my own body first. So take that, random lady commenting on the internet!
At least it’s not just you… they are damn sexy.
Indeed. Allow me to make my case. Exhibit A:
Case: Made. The Cravats-Are-Sexy Defense rests.
Really?!
gretchensaidso answered your question: If I don’t have an Ulta near me, is there…
That is surprising. I’ll have to see if the one here does.My Target sells OPI.
I cried. I also imagined Kal Penn was saying my name instead of Robyn. But that’s totally normal… I think.
I cried too. I just wanted to give her a hug. And then Stupid Ted (because the “stupid” needed to be capitalized) just… ugh. I mean, I felt like he was being really selfish.
And yeah, totally normal. Kal Penn is luscious.
Yes.
Both! Always both!
Shemar FTW.
Shemar all the way
Team Shemar. He can call me Baby Girl anytime he wants.
I also thought Oriental was ok when describing an object, just not ppl. I did a Google search and didn’t find anything saying otherwise. Can you elaborate abt not using it as a descriptor? (Not that I don’t believe you! But I’m curious to know more.)
A quick Google search is never going to be able to fully explicate the impact of Orientalism, cultural appropriation, and cultural genocide Western culture has perpetuated on Asia and the other regions previously known (falsely) as “the Orient.” And to be quite frank, it is not my job as a POC to explain to a White person what his or her race has done to mine. If you’re truly interested in learning more, I suggest you start with Edward Said’s Orientalism, the defining text on the matter, and go from there.
Wait, they’re offering free blonde roast?! What? I went to Starbucks this morning and those bastards didn’t tell me I could get something for free!
Uh, yeah, I didn’t know either and I totally paid for mine. I am currently giving them an extended side-eye.
hey i know that bottle
Is it good? I got it on recommendation from my mom, who generally has pretty good taste. We’ll see tonight, I suppose!
At first, I thought, “But I’ve never done this before!” and then I remembered that, yes, in fact, I have - my car at home has a million twins, and more than once I’ve tried to unlock the wrong one (though I did hang an ampersand from the mirror in a failed attempt). Alas, if it were my car, I’d be all about it. Unfortunately, it belongs to my employer.Fuzzy die on the mirror. You’ll never make this mistake again!
I would like to apologize for laughing… it’s the sort of thing that’s embarrassing when it happens to you, but funny when it’s not you. And on the bright side, it sounds like no one saw!
Oh, don’t apologize - it’s hilarious. I’m mortified, but if I’d been a bystander, I’d have wet my pants laughing. I’m sure someone saw, since it was at lunch traffic and there were plenty of people around, but I guess the car’s owner didn’t see me, and that’s the important part, right?
What is Boxing Day?
Where are you from? For some reason I always thought you were Canadian. Boxing Day is December 26- it’s the non-American version of black friday. Everything goes on sale by like 50-70%. My faaaaave haha.
Boyfriend has Skyrim for XBOX, and he plays it all the damn time. He’ll call me in to check out the graphics & the scenery & the characters (none of which I care about). He has a huge HDTV in his man cave, & I think that’s part of the fun for him.
Right now I have access to a very large TV but during the year I won’t…so I’m thinking Skyrim for PC. But if I could buy both…
Boyfriend just made that second one his iPad background earlier tonight!
I used that one. I like it.
Who was the band? Disregard if it was someone local…
Something called Maylene & the Sons of Disaster.
From Alabama, I think?
They were super, super nice.
Yeah, I know, that’s what Google is for. But I really care more about my Tumblr friends’ analysis and opinions than, like, facts.
gretchensaidso answered your question: A Propos of My Dash
This is normally when I’d send a snarky “Let Me Google That For You” link, but trust me, you’re better off not knowing the details.
It make me cry, too! I thought I was the only one…
You, me, and Kristen Bell will start the Awesome Criers’ Club.
