• Me: I've come to the conclusion that I make some hacking weird faces.
  • Person: 's all good.
  • Me: Is it? Is it really? Can I ever live from making faces so strange they cannot be taken seriously? -dramatic sigh-
  • Person: --suavely tosses fedora onto hat hook--
  • Person: It doesn't matter worth a damn, you see.
  • Person: As long as you've got a face just for me.
  • Person: --tap number, ending with roses and applause-
  • Person: But yeah, 's all good.
  • Concerning shipping my boyfriend and I's stuffed animals.
  • Boyfriend: I'm the captain of Dopey Bear, I'm just saying.
  • Me: Hey. Why are you the captain?
  • Boyfriend: Because you're my number one.

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It’s like I mention lightsabers and you appear. Is this some form of mating call?

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