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Patti’s grins and Aretha’s chins
the fact that Toni has no money to spend.
Dionne smokes and Fantasia can’t spell,
We may go, but no Blu Cantrell.
Whitney moved up,
however she still throwing shade because shade lasts forever.
Flat notes; Mary dear. Janet’s voice we cannot hear.
Mariah: whistle registered no sound. Aretha: Burger King crown.
It’s fine for now because shade lasts forever.
Shady days, shady nights
Find the light in spite of Aretha’s head blocking our way.
And I am telling you, no Jennifer Holliday.
Thirsty Braxtons sound like winter and marches
Patti’s eyebrows: golden arches.
Coconuts falling from the sky will be the next reason as to why Rihanna has a black eye.
Beyonce, and her great vine child
and her husband’s face reminds me of man vs wild.
Oh Dionne, I haven’t forgotten about you, though the music industry has.
You maybe a shade queen, but your clout has passed.
Just like your style, relevancy and fame.
The sad part about it is, is that that face still remains.
The words that I speak are very right
You can’t shade me because I am always in the spotlight.
Because Shade Lasts Forever.