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“See my mood ring here? Right now it's the color of "I don't give a fuck.”

—Got 2B Real, season 2 episode 3

There are 4 stages of matter: solid, liquid, gas, and don't.

Shade Lasts Forever

Patti’s grins and Aretha’s chins

the fact that Toni has no money to spend.

Dionne smokes and Fantasia can’t spell,

We may go, but no Blu Cantrell. 

Whitney moved up, 

however she still throwing shade because shade lasts forever.

Flat notes; Mary dear. Janet’s voice we cannot hear.

Mariah: whistle registered no sound. Aretha: Burger King crown.

It’s fine for now because shade lasts forever.

Shady days, shady nights

Find the light in spite of Aretha’s head blocking our way.

And I am telling you, no Jennifer Holliday. 

Thirsty Braxtons sound like winter and marches

Patti’s eyebrows: golden arches.

Coconuts falling from the sky will be the next reason as to why Rihanna has a black eye.

Beyonce, and her great vine child

and her husband’s face reminds me of man vs wild.

Oh Dionne, I haven’t forgotten about you, though the music industry has.

You maybe a shade queen, but your clout has passed.

Just like your style, relevancy and fame.

The sad part about it is, is that that face still remains.

The words that I speak are very right

You can’t shade me because I am always in the spotlight.

Because Shade Lasts Forever.

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