Maybe material possessions will quell my unexplained longing.

I just ordered my gorilla pod. :)

PROTIP:

If you’re ever buying something online and you’re offered an opportunity to enter a coupon code, google “[name of website] coupon code”

This usually leads me to RetailMeNot.com where the coupon codes are user reviewed for validity.  Over half of the time I find that I end up saving some moneh on my online purchases.