Stuffed Goopy Chicken
I got this recipe from my good friend Chris.
Ingredients:
- 2 cans Cream of Chicken Soup
- 2 cans Cream of Mushroom Soup
- 6 Chicken Breast
- Package of Honey Ham
- Package of Sliced Mozzarella Cheese
- Spices of your choice
Instructions
Preheat oven to 375 F. Cut the chicken in half, but not all the way through so that it can be folded back up. With the chicken unfolded place 1-2 slices of ham and a slice of Mozzarella on the inside. Add spices of your choice. I personally used garlic salt, rosemary, oregano, and thyme. My friend recommended similar with Italian Seasoning and possibly some “Poultry Magic”. Fold the chicken back up over the ham cheese and spices. Mix together the two soups in a large bowl adding the spices you put on the chicken. Place all the chicken in a baking pan and cover it with the “Goop” you made from the soups and spices. Bake at 375 F for 50-60 minutes or until chicken is done. Serve up chicken and use the goop for dipping vegetables or bread or whatever else strikes your fancy.
Sorry no picture this time. We made it at my friends house and I didn’t think to grab a photo before it was devoured.
One idea I had that you may or may not want to try is that instead of covering the chicken in goop you could cover it in mac & cheese. Just a thought. Not a particularly healthy one.
RECAP: Gwynnie Does Child's Pose with Actual Child on her Back

TODAY in GOOP, Gwynnie, zen queen of yoga, says if you’re not doing yoga with a child on your back, you’re NOT DOING IT RIGHT. So. That’s interesting and not anything I’ve ever heard anyone once say, ever. Nor have I ever seen a stack of “little someones” beside the mats and blocks at my yoga studio. But, mine’s donation based so that may explain why. Gwynnie, on the other hand, only does mountain pose on actual mountains. Every time she poses like a tree, an entire rain forest dissipates. Although her favorite pose is dolphin, there are often mix ups with live tuna, which takes Gwynnie away from a balanced practice. If you want to get balanced, plop a kid on your back. If you’re barren and childless, kidnap one! Or, ask Peter Dinklage for a favor. Next week, Gwynnie shows us how to do pilates with slaves!
RECAP: Gwynnie Eats "STREET" Food...But Only If It's Not from the STREET


Next, Gwynnie shames us into the belief that if we wear jeans, we are lazy human shitbags. With Gwynnie, low brow is only sort of okay to dabble in once in awhile. You know, like smoking an American Spirit cigarette once a week, (aka, Goop does nicotine). Cheap street food is trendy right now, but it’s much more goop to shop for farmer’s market corn and cook it yourself than it is to partake of corn on a stick at say an actual food trailer. Jeans are cool. No one complains about them. Everyone wears them. Canadians and Jay Leno make tuxedos from them. In fact, next week, Gwynnie may have an entire Goop issue devoted to custom designed denim. In the mean time though, it’s good that we all check our denim addictions for a week and see how we can do casual differently. This is the important worthwhile self-actualized work of Gwyneth Paltrow.