“haha how much do you even weigh”

enough to snap your neck if i stood on it

now its pizza time

ezra koenig

but like

 

“Triste saber que pra você foi tão fácil desistir e esquecer de tudo.”

—Prestigiador.

STOP POSTING PICTURES OF YOUR BRAND NEW FUR BABIES BECAUSE IT MAKES ME WANT 800 LIL CORGI PUPPIES AND I DON’T EVEN HAVE A CAR BECAUSE MINE JUST GAVE UP ON ME

PRIORITIES ARE REALLY HARD TO KEEP STRAIGHT WHEN LIL PUPS ARE BORING HOLES OF CUTE INTO MY SOUL

“WATCH ORPHAN BLACK” THEY SAID

“IT’S SUCH A GOOD SHOW” THEY SAID

“WHERE IS THE NEAREST CLIFF” I SAID

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