how i imagine snk characters killing a spider

• rivaille: *sprays with windex*
• eren: i'll kill every last one of them... every... FUCKING.. ONE...! *cries a little*
• armin: according to the encyclopedia of arachnids, spiders are nocturnal. if i wait until sunrise, i can kill it without having to catch it first.
• jean: *smacks it with his hand and wipes it on connie's back*
• mikasa: stay back, eren! it's dangerous! i'll take care of this! *beats it to a pulp with sasha's bread loaf*
• sasha: *SCREAMS*