(Not D-FD. Still good.)
Just trollin’ the site. Stumbled upon this diamond in the rough “koolguyfrompa.”
“Hello my name is chris I live alone single guy romanic italian guy am 6ft weigh 230 .I like 80s music rock soft rock some country music. Am single and am LQQking for a relationshiip I play no games over that I like having somebody do nice stuff together shop go out eat whatever somebody be my best friend too . Hope I find her I love my new york giants go big blue!! I live in north east pa I got a invention on hold I can be rich someday I hope!! am from north east ;pa. Wilkes- barre Scranton area .I look better in person complete package”
This is his ACTUAL grammar/punctuation. Just sayin’.
please, notice the “LQQking.”
HOW UNORIGINAL!
“Sometimes one gets to a point where you feel their is no hope for the person. A person can only try so much. I swear to you that ii never had this much trouble ever meeting a woman. In my reality i never went up to a woman. Girls came to me all the time. Now that im older i must add a little effort. With you ? OMG !!!! I will talk to you as a friend but i wont ask you out again. i was going to ask you to the saint generos feast. Free rides,games and food in manhattan but your not original and i know you will say no. talk to you later. becareful, alien abductions are near your area.”
Then I said:
“i’m unoriginal because i keep turning you down? then by that logic, YOU’RE unoriginal because you KEEP asking me out, and KEEP telling me the same stories, and you KEEP referencing alien abductions.
seriously, is that your way of letting me know you’re going to abduct me and hope everyone blames it on aliens? (;”
