im trying to write a friendship between two guys here but i keep accidentally adding gay subtext this is an actual problem

“Male privilege is the word ‘history’ why can’t it be Xirstory?”

… Because it comes from the Greek “istoria” and not the English “his” you ignorant Anglocentric TWITS. For all the whining you people do about language and nuances and “proper” meanings and wording, you seem very good at ignoring the basics.

All i want for xmas is Dianna Agron

what is up with so many people on tumblr thinking it’s so great and swell to be socially anxious and/or introverted

like if you are that way and you’re okay with it, good for you, but to put down other people for NOT being socially awkward or introverted is just??? REALLY shitty????

like who the hell do you think you are??? pull you head out of your ass and stop thinking you’re so much better than everyone else just because you can’t or prefer not to have conversations with people

Things I am not prepared for

  • seeing Glenn kissing some girl on tv
  • no
  • just
  • Im sorry I dont read the comics so dont rub it in
  • but
  • just
  • no
  • glenn is mine
  • he needs to stay single and alive
  • and a unicorn
  • foerever
  • no me gusta
  • oh and daryl
  • better
  • not
  • die
  • or I will kill someone
  • Im dead serious
  • or not
  • but haha
  • get it
  • dead serious
  • ha

CLARENCE CLARENCE CLARENCE

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OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. YOU ARE SUCH A DICK. THAT WAS PROBABLY ONE OF THE ONLY FEMALE CHARACTERS I LIKED IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING.

GODDAMMIT CLARENCE.

GOD

FUCKING

DAMMIT.

“from what I understand, sam didn’t make it.”

“You weren’t with him?”

“No, me and sam haven’t talked for five years”

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im getting way too fucking good at pretending things dont bother me

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CROWLEY YOU LITTLE SHIT

How the fuck do people even wrap their brains around math concepts?

Then again I haven’t had a decent math teacher since middle school and I’ve been on three different math curricula the past four years so I have no idea what I’ve missed out on

During my freshman year of university, I once got written up for a noise violation after quiet hours.

To tell you the truth it was because I was cursing at the top of my lungs.

At this game:

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This isn’t the first time Pokemon Pinball has gotten me into trouble.

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