apparently i have a sassy gay neighbor omg

me and my mom were shoveling snow off of our car and we see him so my mom says sarcastically “great weather were having” and he screams back

“ITS 80 DEGREES IN MIAMI, HONEY!”

How to tell that you're a Cumberbitch but still asexual

Your first thought was “…Is that a rhino?”

Happy birthday to Tjú 

Happy birthday to Tjú

Happy Birthday dear Jonsi

Happy birthday to Tjúúúúúúúú

When I stretch I either sound like a kitten or a porn star. There is no in between

my dad was just on chinese tv~

My husband got promoted! Wooooooo! Yay him! He works so hard!

So - CM Punk is wonderful~ ♥

CM Punk Tells Twitter Follower To Kill Himself

Posted by: Kenny Williams of WrestlingNewsSource.com on May 07 2012

WWE Champion CM Punk, who has been tweeting all day in favor of same-sex marriage and in opposition of North Carolina’s proposed “Amendment One,” which would only recognize marriage as between a man and a woman, responded to a fan who posted in opposition to Punk’s views:

“Man was meant for woman, and even the thought of homo’s make me sick.”

Punk responded by re-posting the fan’s tweet before telling him “Kill Yourself.”

a custodian at my school is giving roses to some women staff for International Women’s Day it’s the sweetest thing

“Proper text books and meals for poor kids should be every schools' top priorities. I don't care about the school, budget, or situation, every kid needs and deserves a good book and a full stomach.”

—My Dad

SCREAMING FOREVER

Kirani James:

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I expected more explosive pictures of Liam this morning

lucius malfoy just won an oscar

 superpancake said: You need a gif set of sloppy makeouts again?

probably not of those two but most likely rose and dave

but alex will probably be too gay to ask for it so 

just keep that in mind 

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