Waterfalls
After spending the whole morning down by the pool with the entire family, little Cory and Chloe were down for a nap in their room while Lea had just got done in the shower.
All day she had been looking forward to the date Cory had planned for them that night. Not to mention, they’d actually have the night to themselves since Edith and Ann would be taking the kids for the rest of the evening.
Lea walked back into their bedroom with a towel wrapped around her as she started going through her bag. Normally she’d dress up for their little dates, but since they were going to waterfall she figured she should just wear a pair of shorts and a tanktop. After pulling out what she was going to wear, she quickly got dressed and joined Cory out in the living room. “Shower’s free.” She said as she pecked his lips and sat down by him on the couch.
That’s right people, I Santana Marie Lopez have taken the tumblr pledge. Apparently I was advised that as a future counsellor I need to understand the lives and minds of you all you whiney, self harming, suicidal messes and apparently there’s no better way to do it than to observe the behaviours of you oxygen wasters on social networks.
With that said, I’d just like to tell you that I will be watching absolutely everything that goes on here and will most definitely put my two cents in where it’s needed - therefore i’ll basically be responding to everything you have to say as I’m sure of half of you are merely brainless fools cruising their way through college on mommy and daddy’s credit card bribes.
I can assure you that i’m not a very pleasant person to deal with, so you’d best not interfere with my life, unless of course you’re a hot piece of ass who I can counsel all the way to my bed and all night long.
Anywho, my presence here is supposed to be helpful or whatever, so if you have questions, need advice or simply just want someone to push you over the edge because you’re a little bitch and can’t get the nerve to jump yourself, then you can find my ask box here.
I am still reeling over the fact that I fed a giraffe today!
Who knew playing hookie could be so much fun?! Not only did Santana make my life by taking me to experience the best moment of my life, but I’ve actually finished a new song! It’s not about a giraffe, don’t worry. The two probably don’t even coincide at all, however, it’s all exciting news.
It’s a brand new me, ladies and gentleman. Happy Thursday!
The worst part about living in a dorm...
is how thin the walls are. I can hear absolutely everything that happens on this floor. For example, I know that the girl who lives four rooms down from me is currently having a screaming match with her boyfriend. Apparently he’s a “rotten scumbag who can’t keep his abnormally small penis in his pants.”
Part of me wants to call the front desk and complain. The majority of me, though, wants to go slap him and high five her for calling him out on what he did. The dilemma.
