give me an AU where louis and harry have always disliked each other and they don’t even know /why/ they hate each other so much they just always have and one day the snarky comments are just too much and they end up in a fist fight and louis somehow ends up pinning harry to the ground and he wants to say something witty and biting about how he won but he doesn’t because he can’t really think when he can feel harry’s boner pressing into his ass
If you’ve stuck with Merlin this far – and it doesn’t really matter whether you’re doing it rejoicing at the updated version, or with clenched fists at the wasted potential – then you will want to see this episode. There’s more humour than I anticipated, given the subject matter, and there’s one particular scene between Arthur and Merlin which you really expect to go one way, and then takes a severe left turn. SciFi Bulletin review
