YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT??
a klaine alternative meeting where they meet whilst playing on xbox live
like the first time they ‘meet’ finn’s playing something with sam and mike and blaine (either they found blaine in game chat or hes a friend of mike or sam from like boxing or something) and kurt interrupts their game. maybe he storms into finn’s room because finn’s being super loud and he starts moaning and complaining and the whole thing is picked up by finn’s microphone (those things hear everything) and finn’s a little embarrassed “oh my god dude, get out, I’m playing a game!” and when kurt leaves blaine’s like “who was that?” all curious and adorable because omg even though he was snapping at finn kurt sounds soo lovely.
and maybe finn has mentioned kurt a few times before but after hearing kurt blaine asks him more and more questions and mike and sam tease blaine about it and blaines blushing though they cant see and protests that hes just trying to get to know his new friends. “god guyss!”
and then one day blaine and finn and mike want to compete against this other group of guys but they need a forth player (everyone else is super busy) so they beg and plead kurt to play. “i dont even know how to play finn!” “it doesnt matter dude you will pick it up, plus we just need a forth guy. we cant play without a forth guy. just keep outta the way.” and kurt eventually agrees (following promises from finn that he will play more quietly in the future and he wont ever touch kurts stuff ever again god kurt i promise) and they are playing call of duty and kurt is horrified because god this game is intense and brutal, but he does as finn suggests and ‘camps’ in a little hide out while finn and mike and this guy blaine (“umm h-hi kurt, I’m blaine…b-blaine anderson…I’m from Westerville! i’ve heard a lot about you…good stuff i promise…you…i…i like videogames.” to which mike snorts and kurt frowns and says, “its nice to meet you blaine?”) discuss tactics and tease each other about stupid things. and blaine is so adorable when hes frustrated cursing under his breath, “gosh dangit” when he doesnt hit his target and hes so eloquent and polite and kurt would join their conversation but theyre chatting about other videogames and scifi movies and football and urgh boys. and kurt, a little bored, sort of zones out and doesnt realise hes singing until he hears finn grunt, “God Anderson, you had one job.” and he whips his head back to the screen to find that yup blaine’s died. and blaine hisses, “shit sorry i was…distracted” and mike giggles because he knows. and i dont know where this is going but gimmE.