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- Logan: That's not a good look
- Rory: I have no words
- Logan: It was just a joke...
- Rory: Oh no wait, I thought of some; jerk, ass, arrogant, inconsiderate, mindless, frat boy, low life, butt faced miscreant!
- Logan: butt faced miscreant?!
- Rory: Why would you do something like that?
- Logan: I'm sorry, butt faced miscreant?
- Rory: I’m going to a serious school now, I need serious paper.
- Lorelai: Paper’s paper.
- Rory: Not at Chilton.
- Lorelai: Alright, fine. Here is your serious paper.
- Rory: Thank you.
- Lorelai: Ooh and here are your somber highlighters, your maudlin pencils, your manic-depressive pens.
- Rory: Mom.
- Lorelai: Now these erasers are on lithium so they may seem cheerful but we actually caught them trying to shove themselves in the pencil sharpener earlier.
- Rory: I’m going home now.
- Lorelai: No, wait! We’re going to stage an intervention with the neon post-its and make them give up their wacky crazy ways.
