How the premiere will be like for me.
Driving to the theatre.
Get at the theatre.
Looking around and seeing the line.
Waiting in the line, talking about the movie with fans and friends.
Letting everyone in the theatre.
Getting your seat.
Running around the theatre getting pictures with every single person.
Getting a group photo with everyone in the theatre.
Movie starting.
See the warner brothers symbol.
Talking to Ollivander.
Talking to Griphook.
Going to Gringotts.
Getting in the vault and everything multiplying.
Griphook betraying them.
Getting the cup and getting out with the dragon.
Voldemort realizing that they are destroying the horcruxes.
Apparating to Hogsmeade and the death eaters attacking them.
Abeforth comes.
Abeforth explaining everything.
Ariana’s story.
Going into Hogwarts and seeing it after so long.
Listening to what the Carrows did.
Going to Ravenclaw tower.
Finishing off the Carrows.
McGonagall realizing this is it.
Going back to the tower and seeing that everyone is back.
Preparing for the battle.
Harry finding the Grey Lady.
The Grey Lady’s story.
Hermione destroying the cup and Ron speaking Parseltounge.
The room of requirement scene.
Fred, Lupin, and Tonks.
Voldemort killing Snape.
Snape saying look at me.
Snape’s memory. Realizing that he loved her.
Snape saying always.
Harry realizing he has to die.
Harry’s walk to Voldemort.
Seeing Lilly, James, and Sirius, and understanding ‘I open at the close.’
‘The boy who lived come to die’ speech.
Seeing Dumbledore at King’s Cross.
Harry choosing to go back.
Hagrid carrying him back.
Neville killing Nagini.
Harry’s speech to Tom Riddle and his death.
“I’ve had enough adventure for my lifetime.’
THE EPILOGUE.
THE CREDITS.
In the car going home.
Taking a shower right after.
Then, I die.
When people utilise heterosexist bullshit to criticise your non-het ship
“But they’re both [dudes/chicks]!”
“They’re straight!”
[to the effect of] “Unless they say they’re [not straight] you shouldn’t consider that they might be!”
“It’s gross!”
“Where’s all subtext? I can’t see it! [therefore it doesn’t exist]”
“It’s not canon!”
“It’s offensive to imply a character might be [not straight]!”
