—-❥ Become purple-haired chick.
You have become the purple-haired chick. Your name is MELISSA (though you go by MISSY), you enjoy creating SCIENCE WEAPONS, SHOOTING THINGS, GOGGLES, dying your hair PURPLE, and general BADASSERY. At one point you were trapped in a GIANT WASTELAND, but you don’t really talk about that anymore. You were born unlike most people, as something out of a giant TUBE filled with GREEN SCIENCE LIQUID, and you occasionally speak in different languages and accents when you’re under stress, particularly GERMAN and RUSSIAN.
MISSY-❥ Survey the area, and possibly curse in said languages.