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MOTHS DIVEBOMBING MY FACE
I AM NOT SANDER COHEN
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE LITTLE MOTHS
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Gravity… why do you do this to me ?
I’m attracted to bass, weirdos and bad ideas.
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Of all people I see at the movie theater, it's you.
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I hate it when people tell me to settle. Most times, I’m fairly calm but then I get pissed because people tell me to settle. Really, back off. I’m not a child and I’m not your dog. I can express my emotions however I want to. Keep telling me to settle and I promise you that one of these days I’ll just have to settle my fist into your face.
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eshb:"oh eileen, are you busy?"
um, well i just have 5 lit questions due in less than 5 hours, but go ahead. talk to me about your boy problems
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When you’re with your friends and you want to scream, but you can’t cause you have to remain calm. NWDFONWOIJERGIFJWOEFKNMKFMA.
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Dean doesn’t know why he expects Castiel to think hard, but he’s surprised when he starts to speak immediately. “First, I love the way you talk to the dog when you think we can’t hear you. You use this little baby voice that’s endearing as hell. Also, I like the way you fold your shirts—it reminds me of the way they do them in department stores, and you don’t have to iron often because of it. There aren’t ever any creases, and I’ve tried to do it myself but I can’t seem to get it right, so I sometimes sneak my laundry into yours so you can fold them for me. Three—when you use my body wash instead of your own, I get so hard because if you smell like me, it means you’re mine.” He tips his head to the side, eyes bright as coins, flashing white teeth when he smiles. “Which, by the way, you are. And I’m yours, of course. Completely. Fourth—”
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“You hate me because i’m (insert sexual orientation/race)”
No… I hate you because you’re an asshole.
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yikes. mono.
but don’t worry. i’m not contagious anymore.
