SO, Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix, right? I guess that’s when the books started getting
dead sirius
*sees a pretty girl*
I LITERALLY THINK LOUIS WENT TO A TATTOO PARLOR AND POINTED TO A PUNK EDIT OF HIMSELF AND SAID “MAKE THIS HAPPEN”
Do you like him, or do you
the lubricated condoms in the vending machine are right next to the butterfingers
like do you know how amused i am by this
i had a plan to burn your spine but it back-fired
“loki, we need to talk about your hair. it’s gone too far!”
“maybe it’s best if we split up”
“I just got here and I already hate most of you.”
BREAKING NEWS: a giant ice storm has hit the local area. all hail broke loose.